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You seem to assume that sitting staring at the wall and weeping, as I spend my weekends, is somehow a lesser experience. Spiritually I know this is not true. Your lifestyle is superficial tat.
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Beccy, we'll go Dutch.
I'll pay for dinner and then the rest of the night is on you baby.
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Hi my name is Kylie, I have just been appointed lead singer of Destinys Child, and as part of the new sponsoring agreement we have with the NHS, I have agreed to have dinner with a mentally ill patient from the UK, flown especially to the Dordogne to meet me. What a drag. Thank God it's well paid.
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Well in 5 minutes my chauffeur Jane will be picking me up in my Aston Martin Maybach 4.5 litre V6 to take me down the M6 from Swindon to Heathrow where I will board my lear jet helicopter.
Once aboard I will enjoy some fine African Caviar and Maltese Champagne before the short hop across the Welsh Channel to the Republic of France where I will be having dinner with the King and Queen.
Probably on Saturday I might take a trip to the famous water falls of the Dordogne where I will probably spend some time with that smashing girl Kylie, the lead singer of Destinys Child, whom I met whilst skiiing in Torquay last June.
Hope you lot have fun, although compared to me, it will be pitiful I'm sure.
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