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    Contractor Lifestyle

    Well in 5 minutes my chauffeur Jane will be picking me up in my Aston Martin Maybach 4.5 litre V6 to take me down the M6 from Swindon to Heathrow where I will board my lear jet helicopter.

    Once aboard I will enjoy some fine African Caviar and Maltese Champagne before the short hop across the Welsh Channel to the Republic of France where I will be having dinner with the King and Queen.

    Probably on Saturday I might take a trip to the famous water falls of the Dordogne where I will probably spend some time with that smashing girl Kylie, the lead singer of Destinys Child, whom I met whilst skiiing in Torquay last June.

    Hope you lot have fun, although compared to me, it will be pitiful I'm sure.

    DP.

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    I did that yesterday. But I was driven in three Threaded Lambos.

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      #3
      Hi my name is Kylie, I have just been appointed lead singer of Destinys Child, and as part of the new sponsoring agreement we have with the NHS, I have agreed to have dinner with a mentally ill patient from the UK, flown especially to the Dordogne to meet me. What a drag. Thank God it's well paid.
      Chico, what time is it?

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        #4
        Beccy, we'll go Dutch.

        I'll pay for dinner and then the rest of the night is on you baby.

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          #5
          You seem to assume that sitting staring at the wall and weeping, as I spend my weekends, is somehow a lesser experience. Spiritually I know this is not true. Your lifestyle is superficial tat.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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