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You should go and watch these women only "tums and bums" sessions at your local pool, where they gently exercise in the water. In fact I am quite convinced that it was a "tums n' bums" session at the Westerham leisure centre that caused the Asian Tsunami. Check the timetable. Was that coincidence? I think not!
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I'm only interested in the over 30's now. Any younger than that and they want you to talk about gigs rather than Gbs.Originally posted by BovveredSpeedo, sorry pedo alert.
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well you should try going with your 4 year old when he collects his A level exams - I don't recall seeing many lard ass there.........
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Lard Arses
I am just back from taking the 4 year old to a swimming party at the local "leisure centre".
I agreed to take him as I thought it might be an opportunity to gaze on some totty in swimsuits.
Aaaaaaaargghhhh!
My eyes will NEVER recover from the vast amounts of lardy flesh that the British nation has produced. One "woman" made a noticeable change in the level of the water when she got in.
I apologise for ever whinging about the cost of the RAC. It is worth every penny to be shielded from that.Tags: None
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