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Originally posted by snaw View PostOnce, in me yoof. Got caught up in the tail end of a gangfight and the cops grabbed me after the fact cause I had some blood on my cheek (Fk knows how it got there) - funny thing was when it was going on I was round the back of a building getting it off with some girlie and I returned when I heard the commotion.
Luckily a WPC verfied my story as she saw me walking back towards the fight or I'd have a record and my life would be completely different ...
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Once, in me yoof. Got caught up in the tail end of a gangfight and the cops grabbed me after the fact cause I had some blood on my cheek (Fk knows how it got there) - funny thing was when it was going on I was round the back of a building getting it off with some girlie and I returned when I heard the commotion.
Luckily a WPC verfied my story as she saw me walking back towards the fight or I'd have a record and my life would be completely different ...
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A few times in my younger days -
Did a few long weekends, but that was as far as I went before I saw the light ...
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... and a LOT of people who should be receiving medical treatment for mental health problems.
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The trick is:
not getting caught.
Gaols are full of unsuccessful criminals.
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