Aliens Deny Impregnating Paris Hilton

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Diver replied

23 August 2008, 22:52
It has to be aliens. and it's being covered up by the Eskimos.
Walruses are being secretly cloned with altered alien DNA; by the Inuit to infiltrate the lowest (read highest) levels of the worlds governments, and the French farmers union (sheep burning dept), to bring about the slow decline of western civilization.
Parris Hilton has been used in a breeding program by these alien clone walruses to breed a race of super Chavs to bring down civilization.

Well! it makes about as much sense as the rest of this thread
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BrilloPad replied

23 August 2008, 19:12
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

It's a cover-up. Microsoft made that go straight to my junk mail folder so I would not believe it. or

Typical Nu-Labour arrogance. I couldn't care less but French farmers are pandering to ethnics and gays. Isn't it obvious? elect Jeremy Clarkson as prime minister. What about my right not to be killed every day?!!!

No. Next
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HairyArsedBloke replied

23 August 2008, 19:04
Paris Hilton: The Day I Found Out Gary Glitter Is My Dad

The facts are out there somewhere.

All right-thinking people know that paedos are giving priority to immigrants because of terrorists. It is vital that we bring back hanging.

What next? Letting paedos out of jail? Oops. They do it already!!
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chicane replied

23 August 2008, 10:16
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Did you cut n paste this from a spam email?

http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougo...e-twat-o-tron/

HTH
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xoggoth replied

23 August 2008, 08:58
Did you cut n paste this from a spam email?
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NickFitz replied

23 August 2008, 04:01
Get a Mac. Sorted.
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HairyArsedBloke started a topic Aliens Deny Impregnating Paris Hilton

22 August 2008, 22:35
Aliens Deny Impregnating Paris Hilton

It's a cover-up. Microsoft made that go straight to my junk mail folder so I would not believe it. or

Typical Nu-Labour arrogance. I couldn't care less but French farmers are pandering to ethnics and gays. Isn't it obvious? elect Jeremy Clarkson as prime minister. What about my right not to be killed every day?!!!
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