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Originally posted by Diver View PostMy plan:
Ban all Borrowing/Lending
Compulsory 50 hour working week
Mandatory labour gangs for all claiming unemployment benefits
Mandatory euthanasia for the elderly and infirm unable to work
Exterminate all criminals on second offence (except silly traffic and littering sort of crimes)
Compulsory grow your own veg for every person with a garden.
Compulsory grow your own veg on an allotment for those without a garden
100% tax on all non essential imports
40% tax on all income over £1000 pw
50% tax on all income over £5000 pw
Scrap all allowances and expenses for MP's and government employees
Compulsory training in a trade, technology or science
Kick all non essential immigrants out
kill all the lawyers
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My plan:
Ban all Borrowing/Lending
Compulsory 50 hour working week
Mandatory labour gangs for all claiming unemployment benefits
Mandatory euthanasia for the elderly and infirm unable to work
Exterminate all criminals on second offence (except silly traffic and littering sort of crimes)
Compulsory grow your own veg for every person with a garden.
Compulsory grow your own veg on an allotment for those without a garden
100% tax on all non essential imports
40% tax on all income over £1000 pw
50% tax on all income over £5000 pw
Scrap all allowances and expenses for MP's and government employees
Compulsory training in a trade, technology or science
Kick all non essential immigrants out
kill all the lawyers
Sorted
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Originally posted by BlasterBates View Postdoom hardly started
Are we in for depression that makes 1929 seem like a mild blip, or is this actually a mild blip compared to 1929?
Excellent DOOM post BB!
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Originally posted by BlasterBates View Postdoom hardly started
Are we in for depression that makes 1929 seem like a mild blip, or is this actually a mild blip compared to 1929?
So a load of tulipe then.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/mai...bcnjobs113.xml
Can't they all they they have depression or a bad back instead?
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doom hardly started
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