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Pondlife replied

12 August 2008, 08:40
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

doesn't really exist and is a product of someone's lack of imagination.

HTH
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Xenophon replied

12 August 2008, 08:10
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

infinity + 1...

daviejones is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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daviejones replied

12 August 2008, 06:23
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

What he said. Multiplied by infinity.

infinity + 1...
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Churchill replied

12 August 2008, 05:32
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

Churchill®...

...back from the Dark Side

Nice one!
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NickFitz replied

12 August 2008, 03:50
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Permie? Moi?

Churchill®...

...back from the Dark Side
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Churchill replied

11 August 2008, 20:28
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

This from the permie......touche!

Permie? Moi? Get to f**k!

A permie couldn't afford my petrol bill!
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oracleslave replied

11 August 2008, 20:26
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

He's only poor 'coz he can't cut it as a contractor!

This from the permie......touche!
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DiscoStu replied

11 August 2008, 20:19
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

He's only poor 'coz he can't cut it as a contractor!

doesn't really exist and is a figment of someone's imagination.
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Churchill replied

11 August 2008, 20:16
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Don't take out your car issues on poor Wilmslow

He's only poor 'coz he can't cut it as a contractor!
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DiscoStu replied

11 August 2008, 20:14
Originally posted by Numpty View Post

Centre

So it is her turn. Twice.

Center. Numpty.
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oracleslave replied

11 August 2008, 20:12
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

So, Wilmslow is too soft to stand up against a "male" neighbour but will quite happily consider going "toe to toe" with a female colleague?

You tell me what's right.

Don't take out your car issues on poor Wilmslow
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Churchill replied

11 August 2008, 20:07
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Never mind these numpties Wilmy. You stand up for yourself and tell that wench where to get off. Got to look after number one old bean!

So, Wilmslow is too soft to stand up against a "male" neighbour but will quite happily consider going "toe to toe" with a female colleague?

You tell me what's right.
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oracleslave replied

11 August 2008, 19:56
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

I was talking about thinking about taking a PM course to a colleague. She said it was her turn for training!

I was sent on a Quality Center admin course lately - she declined her course as it would mean a long drive the day she is back from holiday.

Ie, she was also offered, she declined, and now asking me not to put myself forward for additional training saying it is her turn, although she was offered and refused.

Can you still legally burn wenches at stakes in any circumstances?

(Could say a Lucy comment here, but dare not....)

Never mind these numpties Wilmy. You stand up for yourself and tell that wench where to get off. Got to look after number one old bean!
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Numpty replied

11 August 2008, 19:45
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

I was sent on a Quality Center admin course lately - she declined her course as it would mean a long drive the day she is back from holiday.

Centre

So it is her turn. Twice.
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miffy replied

11 August 2008, 19:41
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Who the f**k lets you live? Christ on a f**king bike you really are a tedious twat!

Well said.

Can't see how anyone could improve on that.
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