where is the "to exist in this reality" option.
Semms like most dudes here only have imaginary women in their lives.
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My wife is tall and skinny, so I made sure my GF is shorter and with HUGE norks.
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Originally posted by zathras View PostYou forgot the option for a woman to be shaped like a woman with things like curves. Have a look at most of these so called super-models they look like a cross between a skeleton and a pre-pubescent teenager! Even if you thought of being in bed with one you would get a paper cut!
Monsoon as the same problem there current model is another with no figure it was so much better when Liz Hurley was falling out of their outfits!
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You forgot the option for a woman to be shaped like a woman with things like curves. Have a look at most of these so called super-models they look like a cross between a skeleton and a pre-pubescent teenager! Even if you thought of being in bed with one you would get a paper cut!
Monsoon as the same problem there current model is another with no figure it was so much better when Liz Hurley was falling out of their outfits!
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I like my woman well rounded but fit. very intelligent and self assured, with a good sense of humour & well spoken.
A real Lady in public and a slut in the bedroom.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI like a woman to be crazier than I am
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostI have said it before and I will say it again:
If a woman doesn't come.......
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostWhere is the "must have big norks" option?
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Or the geek version:
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostIf a woman doesn't come up to your standards...
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