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Previously on "Taste in women"

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    where is the "to exist in this reality" option.

    Semms like most dudes here only have imaginary women in their lives.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    My wife is tall and skinny, so I made sure my GF is shorter and with HUGE norks.

    Udders for a sheep

    HTH

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    My wife is tall and skinny, so I made sure my GF is shorter and with HUGE norks.
    Baaaahahahaha.

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  • tay
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    My wife is tall and skinny, so I made sure my GF is shorter and with HUGE norks.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by zathras View Post
    You forgot the option for a woman to be shaped like a woman with things like curves. Have a look at most of these so called super-models they look like a cross between a skeleton and a pre-pubescent teenager! Even if you thought of being in bed with one you would get a paper cut!

    Monsoon as the same problem there current model is another with no figure it was so much better when Liz Hurley was falling out of their outfits!
    So you're not married to a supermodel then. Schoolboy error.

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  • zathras
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    You forgot the option for a woman to be shaped like a woman with things like curves. Have a look at most of these so called super-models they look like a cross between a skeleton and a pre-pubescent teenager! Even if you thought of being in bed with one you would get a paper cut!

    Monsoon as the same problem there current model is another with no figure it was so much better when Liz Hurley was falling out of their outfits!

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  • Diver
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    I like my woman well rounded but fit. very intelligent and self assured, with a good sense of humour & well spoken.

    A real Lady in public and a slut in the bedroom.

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  • Troll
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    Then compare your vote to wot yer mum look(ed) like

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  • gingerjedi
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    'Taste in women'.... literally??

    A 9v battery.

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  • TheBigYinJames
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I like a woman to be crazier than I am
    Narrowing the field a bit there BP

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  • BrilloPad
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    I like a woman to be crazier than I am

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    I have said it before and I will say it again:
    If a woman doesn't come.......
    Then don't worry about it...

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  • Incognito
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    I voted "Warm + Wet, Heartbeat optional"

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    Where is the "must have big norks" option?
    I think that's a given

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  • voodooflux
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    Or the geek version:

    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    If a woman doesn't come up to your standards...
    ...try another website.

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