Here's a funny one

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Incognito replied

24 July 2008, 16:19
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Did they eat all the penguins in the Artic?

you can p.p.p.pick up a multipack in Iceland HTH
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NickFitz replied

24 July 2008, 16:08
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Did they eat all the penguins in the Artic?

That would explain a lot...
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Troll replied

24 July 2008, 16:03
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

No, they don't live in the Antarctic.

Did they eat all the penguins in the Artic?
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NickFitz replied

24 July 2008, 16:03
Originally posted by Troll View Post

What about Polar Bears?

No, they don't live in the Antarctic.
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Troll replied

24 July 2008, 16:02
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

Penguins live in the Antarctic...

What about Polar Bears?
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The_Equalizer replied

24 July 2008, 15:30
Plus a few that hang round Lubetkin's pool in Regent's Park.
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NickFitz replied

24 July 2008, 15:25
Originally posted by Tensai View Post

The Oil cos are champing at the bit to get into the arctic, it's REALLY expensive to get at a lot of the remaining oil in the world but the Arctic stuff is relatively easy pickings.

Bad news if you're a penguin though.

Penguins live in the Antarctic...
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Tensai replied

24 July 2008, 15:24
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7523118.stm

So "Global Warming" has made it easier to extract more fossil fuels? Sorted!

Time to get me a big gas guzzler.

The Oil cos are champing at the bit to get into the arctic, it's REALLY expensive to get at a lot of the remaining oil in the world but the Arctic stuff is relatively easy pickings.

Bad news if you're a penguin though.
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NickFitz replied

24 July 2008, 12:57
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

take all the oil out and the water goes into the ole. So sea levels dont rise

Strange, but kind of true - they pump sea water into the oil field to keep the pressure up and increase the amount they can extract

Not sure if they could pump enough down there to save East Anglia though
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EternalOptimist replied

24 July 2008, 11:36
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

We really ought to run the country - these politicians and scientists are useless. Spartacus for Prime Minister!

I used to think that all the best people for running the country were either cutting hair or driving taxis. Now I realise they ditched that and became contractors
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realityhack replied

24 July 2008, 11:34
We really ought to run the country - these politicians and scientists are useless. Spartacus for Prime Minister!
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Pondlife replied

24 July 2008, 11:33
Global warming to be used to speed up global warming.

Fantastic!
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EternalOptimist replied

24 July 2008, 11:32
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7523118.stm

So "Global Warming" has made it easier to extract more fossil fuels? Sorted!

Time to get me a big gas guzzler.

take all the oil out and the water goes into the ole. So sea levels dont rise

this is brilliant
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DimPrawn started a topic Here's a funny one

24 July 2008, 11:28
Here's a funny one

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7523118.stm

The Arctic is thought to hold some 90bn barrels of untapped oil, equal to Russia's total known reserves, the US Geological Survey (USGS) has claimed.

The USGS says the area has three times as much untapped natural gas as oil.

.....

Exploration companies believe the recent rapid ice melt in the Arctic may make it easier to get reserves out of the region.

So "Global Warming" has made it easier to extract more fossil fuels? Sorted!

Time to get me a big gas guzzler.
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