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Originally posted by Tensai View PostThe Oil cos are champing at the bit to get into the arctic, it's REALLY expensive to get at a lot of the remaining oil in the world but the Arctic stuff is relatively easy pickings.
Bad news if you're a penguin though.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Posthttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7523118.stm
So "Global Warming" has made it easier to extract more fossil fuels? Sorted!
Time to get me a big gas guzzler.
Bad news if you're a penguin though.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posttake all the oil out and the water goes into the ole. So sea levels dont rise
Not sure if they could pump enough down there to save East Anglia though
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostWe really ought to run the country - these politicians and scientists are useless. Spartacus for Prime Minister!
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We really ought to run the country - these politicians and scientists are useless. Spartacus for Prime Minister!
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Posthttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7523118.stm
So "Global Warming" has made it easier to extract more fossil fuels? Sorted!
Time to get me a big gas guzzler.
this is brilliant
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Here's a funny one
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7523118.stm
The Arctic is thought to hold some 90bn barrels of untapped oil, equal to Russia's total known reserves, the US Geological Survey (USGS) has claimed.
The USGS says the area has three times as much untapped natural gas as oil.
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Exploration companies believe the recent rapid ice melt in the Arctic may make it easier to get reserves out of the region.
So "Global Warming" has made it easier to extract more fossil fuels? Sorted!
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