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Diver replied

22 July 2008, 16:17
Originally posted by zeitghost

Wot about Eccles cakes?

He's fallen in the water...

Moriarty ?
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Advocate replied

22 July 2008, 15:04
Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post

Crackers are NOT bicuits. They are crackers.

Don't get me started on Jaffa Cakes.

They're cakes...

Sucessfully defended in court http://www.unitedbiscuits.com/80256C...b/pcTSTT5EPGEB
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PRC1964 replied

22 July 2008, 15:00
Crackers are NOT biscuits. They are crackers.

Don't get me started on Jaffa Cakes.

Last edited by PRC1964; 22 July 2008, 15:03.
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ratewhore replied

22 July 2008, 14:58
Originally posted by Advocate View Post

Speaking from a position of no knowledge whatsoever, is a cracker a biscuit?

I don't know about you but it's not a biscuit if you cant' dunk it in your brew, and there's no way I'm whacking a Jacobs in mine...

Confucious once said 'man who stick willy in biscuit barrel is f**king crackers!!'

So even he didn't know...
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TheBigYinJames replied

22 July 2008, 14:54
Originally posted by Chantho View Post

They'll be trying to tell us that Pringles aren't crisps.

And that Pot Noodles aren't made of real intestinal tapeworms.
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Chantho replied

22 July 2008, 14:53
Originally posted by Advocate View Post

Speaking from a position of no knowledge whatsoever, is a cracker a biscuit?

I don't know about you but it's not a biscuit if you cant' dunk it in your brew, and there's no way I'm whacking a Jacobs in mine...

Crackers not biscuits, whatever next?

They'll be trying to tell us that Pringles aren't crisps.
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Advocate replied

22 July 2008, 14:36
Speaking from a position of no knowledge whatsoever, is a cracker a biscuit?

I don't know about you but it's not a biscuit if you cant' dunk it in your brew, and there's no way I'm whacking a Jacobs in mine...
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Xenophon replied

22 July 2008, 14:20
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

it's a cracker (the joke, and maybe the biscuit too).

I see what you've done there.
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OwlHoot replied

22 July 2008, 14:08
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

This is more like what I meant

"McGrath was bowling to the Zimbabwe number 11 (Brandes) - who was unable to get his bat anywhere near the ball.McGrath, frustrated that Brandes was still at the crease, wandered up during one particular over and inquired: "Why are you so fat?" Quick as a flash, Brandes replied: "Because every time I f**k your wife, she gives me a biscuit."

Sounds like a Bernard Manning retort; but whoever said it first, it's a cracker (the joke, and maybe the biscuit too).
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oracleslave replied

22 July 2008, 12:41
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Not me mate. I'm one of the lucky ones who can tuck away pints of lager and cake and not put on an ounce. Playing tennis and squash helps I s'pose.

This is more like what I meant

"McGrath was bowling to the Zimbabwe number 11 (Brandes) - who was unable to get his bat anywhere near the ball.McGrath, frustrated that Brandes was still at the crease, wandered up during one particular over and inquired: "Why are you so fat?" Quick as a flash, Brandes replied: "Because every time I f**k your wife, she gives me a biscuit."
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sasguru replied

22 July 2008, 12:32
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

No wonder you're such a fat barsteward!

Not me mate. I'm one of the lucky ones who can tuck away pints of lager and cake and not put on an ounce. Playing tennis and squash helps I s'pose.
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oracleslave replied

22 July 2008, 12:27
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Yes she was quite good and served delightful cake afterwards.

No wonder you're such a fat barsteward!
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sasguru replied

22 July 2008, 12:25
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

One of the best (or worst, depending on your viewpoint)

Didn't SAS like to wind him up about "doing his mum before he got home from school" quite a bit.

SAS?

Yes she was quite good and served delightful cake afterwards.
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Pondlife replied

22 July 2008, 11:47
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-andy-atw.html

One of the best (or worst, depending on your viewpoint)

Didn't SAS like to wind him up about "doing his mum before he got home from school" quite a bit.

SAS?
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Xenophon replied

22 July 2008, 11:39
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-andy-atw.html
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