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Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostCrackers are NOT bicuits. They are crackers.
Don't get me started on Jaffa Cakes.
They're cakes...
Sucessfully defended in court http://www.unitedbiscuits.com/80256C...b/pcTSTT5EPGEB
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Originally posted by Advocate View PostSpeaking from a position of no knowledge whatsoever, is a cracker a biscuit?
I don't know about you but it's not a biscuit if you cant' dunk it in your brew, and there's no way I'm whacking a Jacobs in mine...
So even he didn't know...
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Originally posted by Chantho View PostThey'll be trying to tell us that Pringles aren't crisps.
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Originally posted by Advocate View PostSpeaking from a position of no knowledge whatsoever, is a cracker a biscuit?
I don't know about you but it's not a biscuit if you cant' dunk it in your brew, and there's no way I'm whacking a Jacobs in mine...
They'll be trying to tell us that Pringles aren't crisps.
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Speaking from a position of no knowledge whatsoever, is a cracker a biscuit?
I don't know about you but it's not a biscuit if you cant' dunk it in your brew, and there's no way I'm whacking a Jacobs in mine...
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostThis is more like what I meant
"McGrath was bowling to the Zimbabwe number 11 (Brandes) - who was unable to get his bat anywhere near the ball.McGrath, frustrated that Brandes was still at the crease, wandered up during one particular over and inquired: "Why are you so fat?" Quick as a flash, Brandes replied: "Because every time I f**k your wife, she gives me a biscuit."
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostNot me mate. I'm one of the lucky ones who can tuck away pints of lager and cake and not put on an ounce. Playing tennis and squash helps I s'pose.
"McGrath was bowling to the Zimbabwe number 11 (Brandes) - who was unable to get his bat anywhere near the ball.McGrath, frustrated that Brandes was still at the crease, wandered up during one particular over and inquired: "Why are you so fat?" Quick as a flash, Brandes replied: "Because every time I f**k your wife, she gives me a biscuit."
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYes she was quite good and served delightful cake afterwards.
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Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
Didn't SAS like to wind him up about "doing his mum before he got home from school" quite a bit.
SAS?
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