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vetran replied

16 July 2008, 00:20
He wasn't an Iraqi weapon inspector was he?

poor bstrd. Imagine being that desperate!
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RichardCranium replied

15 July 2008, 22:04
Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post

Google for "Chainsaw Suicide" (Hmm...sound's like a buzzing new name for an Emo band )

Loads of results. It's apparently quite common.

And the first hit is:

"Chain saw suicide goes wrong"

HTF can it go wrong??? I mean, how can it go right?
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Board Game Geek replied

14 July 2008, 22:44
is it catching ?

Google for "Chainsaw Suicide" (Hmm...sound's like a buzzing new name for an Emo band )

Loads of results. It's apparently quite common.
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zara_backdog replied

14 July 2008, 20:34
is it catching ?

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21697325-2,00.html

Sorry - trying to ignor the kids
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zara_backdog replied

14 July 2008, 20:14
Hum!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:C...ith_a_Chainsaw
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Advocate replied

14 July 2008, 17:04
Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post

There can be only one...
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Board Game Geek replied

14 July 2008, 16:33
There can be only one...
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TheBigYinJames replied

14 July 2008, 16:12
Originally posted by Advocate View Post

Some might argue that holding up the development of multimillion pound flats IS suicide...

Some might argue that the developer doesn't really want to finish them anyway in the current climate and is using any old excuse.
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Advocate replied

14 July 2008, 16:11
Originally posted by original PM View Post

mmmm - he had his head chopped off with a chainsaw

I am not sure you could do that yourself - you may be able to start - but would you not stop half way through??

I suppose you could set it up so you run at it and your momentum finished the job

any other ideas on how you could do this?

Maybe he arranged some elborate pendulum device or a chainsaw guillotine?

Some might argue that holding up the development of multimillion pound flats IS suicide...
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Diver replied

14 July 2008, 15:48
What a waste of petrol
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DaveB replied

14 July 2008, 15:47
His name wasn't Heath Robinson was it?
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DimPrawn replied

14 July 2008, 15:43
So some bloke is holding up development of a multi-million £££ housing development and he is suddenly found to have cut his own head off with a chainsaw.

Yeah, that's what happened officer.
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Diver replied

14 July 2008, 15:23
Originally posted by Ravello View Post

Wow that's some long nails!

Sarcastic tw@
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Ravello replied

14 July 2008, 15:17
Originally posted by Diver View Post

He was also found to have stabbed himself 15 times in the back, 3 times post mortem.
Police stated that it was the worst suicide on record.

Police are still investigating the case of a woman who raped herself before committing suicide by tying herself up and hammering twenty six inch nails into her head.

Wow that's some long nails!
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expat replied

14 July 2008, 14:52
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/h...re/7505443.stm

A man who was found with his head decapitated by a chainsaw was fighting to stay in a block of 70 flats in Hampshire cleared for redevelopment.

had been
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