Where the **** has everybody gone?

[EternalOptimist]

meye test

this old boiler showed me into the testing room, the optician bloke checked out my crotch, then his assistant babe came in, what a cracker.
Optician checks out my crotch and says 'you can go now mr Optimist'

[Lucifer Box]

An old trick for potting training babies is to put them on the pot and blow sharply into their eyes. When I had that air blowy thing I was embarassed to find the old instinct still in operation.

Is this some sort of snooker euphemism?

[xoggoth]

An old trick for potting training babies is to put them on the pot and blow sharply into their eyes. When I had that air blowy thing I was embarassed to find the old instinct still in operation.

[WageSlave]

That nictating membrane playing up again?

Lactating membranes? Where do I sign up!?

[Lucifer Box]

That nictating membrane playing up again?

[MarillionFan]

And.

Ive run out of things to say, so if I post anything it'll be only stuff I've said a thousand times before.

Like

Milan
ATW
Scotspine
Threaded.

Blah blah blah blah blah.

[Lucifer Box]

I'm still here, but lacking in inspiration. So no change there.

[WageSlave]

Speaking of which I am meeting my gf shortly

They are much better behaved that way... on the whole

[GiGo]

Some people are away on holiday.

Plus it is too hot to be stuck inside if nothing better to do. Speaking of which I am meeting my gf shortly

[Bovvered]

mmm

The board is all graphics and headings and no content. Not that there was much worthwhile content before...

[BlasterBates]

I mean what's happening ?