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Lucy replied

3 July 2008, 21:41
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

That would explain why he got his shoes peed on! Not sure I want a polyester NCP tie though - I don't think Lucy will be impressed.

Silk only BP
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Diver replied

3 July 2008, 21:38
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

Car park attendant, isn't it? He needs to stop taking his work home with him, though.
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Churchill replied

3 July 2008, 20:27
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

I would seriously pay someone to steal and dispose of a chav mafia van annoying the neighbours.....

Anyone know any willing car thieves in the Manchester areas?

Maybe I just need to head out to the pub in the centre of Wythenshawe and get chatting to the local kids....

You can be arrested for what you've posted.

I'd be thinking again, if I were you.
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Alf W replied

3 July 2008, 20:18
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

I would seriously pay someone to steal and dispose of a chav mafia van annoying the neighbours.....

Anyone know any willing car thieves in the Manchester areas?

Maybe I just need to head out to the pub in the centre of Wythenshawe and get chatting to the local kids....

Up the A34 to the M60, clockwise around about a quarter of the way, take the M62 West. Follow that to the end and there are thousands of the thieving little b@st@rds.
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Cliphead replied

3 July 2008, 20:13
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

I've got a really good idea. How about you advertise on a public internet forum that you want to commit conspiracy to steal and then ask how to find some co-conspirators? Muppet

+1
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DiscoStu replied

3 July 2008, 20:12
I've got a really good idea. How about you advertise on a public internet forum that you want to commit conspiracy to steal and then ask how to find some co-conspirators? Muppet
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BA to the Stars replied

3 July 2008, 19:35
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

I would seriously pay someone to steal and dispose of a chav mafia van annoying the neighbours.....

Anyone know any willing car thieves in the Manchester areas?

Maybe I just need to head out to the pub in the centre of Wythenshawe and get chatting to the local kids....

I think there are a few in Strangeways
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BrilloPad replied

3 July 2008, 18:47
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

Car park attendant, isn't it? He needs to stop taking his work home with him, though.

That would explain why he got his shoes peed on! Not sure I want a polyester NCP tie though - I don't think Lucy will be impressed.
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El_Diablo replied

3 July 2008, 18:47
Wilm-Slooooooooooooooooooow, I reckon there's trouble heading your way.
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Cliphead replied

3 July 2008, 18:47
Brake fluid: DOT3 and DOT4 eat paint.
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NickFitz replied

3 July 2008, 18:46
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I think we have had too many Wilmslow posts on the car parking situation. We need more info on his permie job.

<ducks>

Car park attendant, isn't it? He needs to stop taking his work home with him, though.
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BrilloPad replied

3 July 2008, 18:45
I think we have had too many Wilmslow posts on the car parking situation. We need more info on his permie job.

<ducks>
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EternalOptimist replied

3 July 2008, 18:44
get a pair of marigold gloves, and fill a waterpistol with paint remover.

They might see you attacking their vehicle with pots of yoghurt, but a quick squirt from under yer raincoat will go unnoticed

i think
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TykeMerc replied

3 July 2008, 18:43
I dread to ask this....

What is the "milk trick"?
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NickFitz replied

3 July 2008, 18:42
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Now they'll be watching

breaking Wilsmlow's knees with a claw hammer
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