How do I find a car thief?....

[NickFitz]

I think we have had too many Wilmslow posts on the car parking situation. We need more info on his permie job.

<ducks>

Car park attendant, isn't it? He needs to stop taking his work home with him, though.

[Cliphead]

Brake fluid: DOT3 and DOT4 eat paint.

[El_Diablo]

Wilm-Slooooooooooooooooooow, I reckon there's trouble heading your way.

[BrilloPad]

Car park attendant, isn't it? He needs to stop taking his work home with him, though.

That would explain why he got his shoes peed on! Not sure I want a polyester NCP tie though - I don't think Lucy will be impressed.

[BA to the Stars]

I would seriously pay someone to steal and dispose of a chav mafia van annoying the neighbours.....

Anyone know any willing car thieves in the Manchester areas?

Maybe I just need to head out to the pub in the centre of Wythenshawe and get chatting to the local kids....

I think there are a few in Strangeways

[DiscoStu]

I've got a really good idea. How about you advertise on a public internet forum that you want to commit conspiracy to steal and then ask how to find some co-conspirators? Muppet

[Cliphead]

I've got a really good idea. How about you advertise on a public internet forum that you want to commit conspiracy to steal and then ask how to find some co-conspirators? Muppet

+1

[Alf W]

I would seriously pay someone to steal and dispose of a chav mafia van annoying the neighbours.....

Anyone know any willing car thieves in the Manchester areas?

Maybe I just need to head out to the pub in the centre of Wythenshawe and get chatting to the local kids....

Up the A34 to the M60, clockwise around about a quarter of the way, take the M62 West. Follow that to the end and there are thousands of the thieving little b@st@rds.

[Churchill]

I would seriously pay someone to steal and dispose of a chav mafia van annoying the neighbours.....

Anyone know any willing car thieves in the Manchester areas?

Maybe I just need to head out to the pub in the centre of Wythenshawe and get chatting to the local kids....

You can be arrested for what you've posted.

I'd be thinking again, if I were you.

[Diver]

Car park attendant, isn't it? He needs to stop taking his work home with him, though.