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Previously on "What chavs call their kids"
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The bloke from Charge changed his name by deed poll to Stu P. Didiot and I once had a female friend who's daughters name was Methadone.
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Worked with a Theresa Green and a Lawrence Tipping, who preferred to be called Lorrie. He was oblivious to the sign outside saying "No Lorry Tipping".
And I currently work with a Mr Fux.
I was once on a course and the instructor introduced himself thus.
"My name is Bond. James Bond. That's my problem, now let's discuss yours".
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Smellyk ?Originally posted by KevinS View PostI have a client called Mike Hunt.. He uses his middle name..
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostAt GSK there was a guy called Tom Bollock. If you google his name you'll find that there are loads of Bollocks out there.
God love her!
Last edited by Contractor UK; 21 February 2022, 11:11.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostAt GSK there was a guy called Tom Bollock. If you google his name you'll find that there are loads of Bollocks out there.
Good one Tony
I doubt if anyone can lick that
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At GSK there was a guy called Tom Bollock. If you google his name you'll find that there are loads of Bollocks out there.Last edited by Contractor UK; 16 February 2022, 15:13.
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Victoria CrossOriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostOther memorable ones
Denise Tremble
Roger Moore
Heather Pether
James K Tirk
Ronald MacDonald
Takimodo Artichoke
(one of those isn't true)
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I used to play cricket with a Mike Hunt. Always used to raise a checkle when the scorer shouted out "Bowler's name please!".Originally posted by KevinS View PostI have a client called Mike Hunt.. He uses his middle name..
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Other memorable ones
Denise Tremble
Roger Moore
Heather Pether
James K Tirk
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The simplicity of Mike Hunt is best. As in "have you seen Mike Hunt today?"
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Oh yeah! Almost raised a chuckle that did. It didn't help that I couldn't work out how to pronounce Bowden.Originally posted by Diver View PostClue ----> Bowed in
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