Reply to: Why did I stray?

[cojak]

Welcome back. I've just returned too after a 6 month break. You can pretend you fit in with nice folk for so long but eventually the groping clawed hands of CUK drag you back into the swamp where you belong.

Yeah - I did try the normal, polite bit but the facade slipped after a while and I realised that I can't be my true bitchy self there (mind you they have a good range of advice for makeup tips, the best place to go for jeans and bits and bobs between the sheets - Redtube.com, anyone? )

Hiya SA - good to see you around!

[Lucy]

Hiya Luce...I've never gotten an email off you - you sure you sent it to the right address?

Have I missed anything honey? You back in London now? Hows work, bf, etc?

Everything with me's going great - I'm starting to get a bit nervous like....I'm scared incase I look like a tw*t

Hmm, I sent it to your company email addy

You've missed loads, bagpuss said he missed you !!!

I'm getting loads of meaness from sadguru.

Moved to Norfolk, bf is working away loads. No contract, am studying...

I'm sure you won't look like a tw*t, don't say that, I am sure you will have a great day and really enjoy yourselves.

[SallyAnne]

Hey SA

How are you?

I've emailed you...

How are your wedding plans going?

xxx

Hiya Luce...I've never gotten an email off you - you sure you sent it to the right address?

Have I missed anything honey? You back in London now? Hows work, bf, etc?

Everything with me's going great - I'm starting to get a bit nervous like....I'm scared incase I look like a tw*t

[SallyAnne]

Hi SA, how's things?

Hope the wedding preparations are running smoothly

Hiya Nick - life's champion thanks

Weddings are a breeze to organise - all done, and pretty much all paid for too!! (paid in cash too, which has made us both realise how amazing it is being a contractor!)

How are things in CUK land? I'd gladly pay a pound a week to receive a weekly CUK newsletter if anyoneout there wants a badly paid plan B

[Lucy]

I too have strayed to another forum...(for fat brides)....and I managed to get the site closed down

They clearly weren't ready for me

Hey SA

How are you?

I've emailed you...

How are your wedding plans going?

xxx

[NickFitz]

I too have strayed to another forum...(for fat brides)....and I managed to get the site closed down

They clearly weren't ready for me

Hi SA, how's things?

Hope the wedding preparations are running smoothly

[SallyAnne]

I too have strayed to another forum...(for fat brides)....and I managed to get the site closed down

They clearly weren't ready for me

[Churchill]

Nah! that would be Latex-Lass

Not "Spandex Pants"?

[Diver]

sign-in imitating personal life?

Nah! that would be Latex-Lass

[BrilloPad]

Seconded.

Look for me. I'll be Gymslip Girlie

sign-in imitating personal life?

[Diver]

A possible CUK summer holiday destination?

Seconded.

Look for me. I'll be Gymslip Girlie

[BrilloPad]

It was handbag.com (but don't tell them I sent you as I like it and I'm still a member there...)

A possible CUK summer holiday destination?

[Diver]

It's a bit like "Hotel California"...

More like "Guest House Paradiso" with Richie and Eddie on here

[Old Greg]

Welcome back. I've just returned too after a 6 month break. You can pretend you fit in with nice folk for so long but eventually the groping clawed hands of CUK drag you back into the swamp where you belong.

[NickFitz]

(Busy diving season an' all that...)

Diver will be pleased

Did you know his finger bends sideways now?