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Previously on "In toilet reading"

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  • RandyW
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    I got a Christmas present once called "The log of the bog"

    It had options to record size, colour, consistency, pain involved during deposit. Never did get round to filling it out

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  • RandyW
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    Dummies Guide to Scatology

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Readers turds.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Get a Sudoku book. That way you can work it out with a pencil.

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  • Incognito
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    The European Constitution, I mean the Treaty of Lisbon, sorry I always get confused which is which.

    Should help with your daily constitution.

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  • oloks
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    knitting for dummies..!!

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  • Bagpuss
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    The Sun is the most absorbant, so it does have some uses, and it certainly improves the editorial.

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  • TimberWolf
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    I would only have time to read the blank pages.

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  • DaveB
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    Big Boys in Boots?

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  • snaw
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    Isn't ATW writing a book, a tell-all tale of CUK or something equally engrossing (Dummies guide to giving squirrels your nuts).

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  • sasguru
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    WHICH Turd?

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  • DS23
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    dump trucks monthly?

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  • wobbegong
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    The lumberjacks favourite; "Logging Monthly"?


    IGMC

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic In toilet reading

    In toilet reading

    Before going for a dump I always find myself browsing the magazine stores. I am not allways very happy about what is on offer.
    But I am up for an experiment today.

    What should I get in the magazine store today before having a dump?

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