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I'm 190cm. Honest.Originally posted by Lucy View PostNever believe men on the net when they tell you how 'tall' they are
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So make sure you follow the rules!Interviewer :Stig, I've been told Dinsdale Piranha nailed your head to the floor.
Stig : No, no. Never, never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to give his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me.
Interviewer : But the police have film of Dinsdale actually nailing your head to the floor.
Stig : Oh yeah, well - he did that, yeah.
Interviewer : Why?
Stig : Well he had to, didn't he? I mean, be fair, there was nothing else he could do. I mean, I had transgressed the unwritten law.
Interviewer : What had you done?
Stig : Er... Well he never told me that. But he gave me his word that it was the case, and that's good enough for me with old Dinsy. I mean, he didn't want to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. He wanted to let me off. There's nothing Dinsdale wouldn't do for you.
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You never heard of sign langauge?Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostIf a rule is "unwritten" then how are we supposed to adhere to it ?
Unless of course, it is passed on orally. A bit like the herpes-zoster virus in fact, in the the form of cold sores.
However, that's assuming everyone has perfect hearing.
Therefore, do "unwritten rules" not apply to deaf people ?
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If a rule is "unwritten" then how are we supposed to adhere to it ?
Unless of course, it is passed on orally. A bit like the herpes-zoster virus in fact, in the the form of cold sores.
However, that's assuming everyone has perfect hearing.
Therefore, do "unwritten rules" not apply to deaf people ?
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Oh Lordy! I'd forgotten about No. 7 !!!!!
Looks like I'm going to be seeing my ol' muckers again


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