Reply to: Congestion Charge Penalty Notices - Now I'm *really* grumpy

[EternalOptimist]

"Ladies to your webcams!!!!"

Xeno.

[Churchill]

a tug
bashing the bishop
launching the wobbly warhead

"Ladies to your webcams!!!!"

Xeno.

[zathras]

It is a pity that you did not write to confirm what they said. Now the only proof you have of the original transaction was the tapes that are in TfL's possession.

Indeed with anything legal it is always worth having a written copy of what was said - even to the extent of having the letters delivered registered post - thereby ensuring that there is a paper trail showing actual delivery.

[EternalOptimist]

A date with Rosie Palm and her five daughters.
The five knuckle shuffle
Hand to gland combat
Roughing up the suspect
Scraping off the scabs
Evicting the testicular squatters
Shaking hands with Mr. Happy
Warming up dinner for the altar boys. ( one for the Catholics )

a tug
bashing the bishop
launching the wobbly warhead

[DaveB]

Sounds like the Catholic church official term. I prefer "sex with the person you love the most.

A date with Rosie Palm and her five daughters.
The five knuckle shuffle
Hand to gland combat
Roughing up the suspect
Scraping off the scabs
Evicting the testicular squatters
Shaking hands with Mr. Happy
Warming up dinner for the altar boys. ( one for the Catholics )

[oracleslave]

I am sufficiently ignorant to believe everything that a computer tells me as it can't possibly be wrong either due to a bug or human error. Therefore you should tell them to get lost as they have screwed up.

Fixed

[dang65]

At the start of april I paid for a year's worth of London congestion charge at the reduced rate, being a resident, and confirmed on the phone with Transport for London (TFL) that everything was then fine for me to drive.

A month later I started receiving a flurry of penalty notices, five in total, and on phoning again it turned out that the computer had wrongly set my start date to April 20! WTF!!

I'm reliably informed that, when it comes to these modern surveillance systems and computer databases, those that have done nothing wrong have nothing to worry about. Therefore, you should just stop moaning and pay up as you clearly must have done something wrong.

[BrilloPad]

Self abuse?

Sounds like the Catholic church official term. I prefer "sex with the person you love the most.

[Churchill]

Is there a better verb for it?

Self abuse?

[BrilloPad]

Pot noodling is not "practicing"!

Hth.

Is there a better verb for it?

[Churchill]

I always thought it was a complicated process requiring much practice. i am not sure I have got it quite right yet...

Pot noodling is not "practicing"!

Hth.

[BrilloPad]

any idiot can sire offspring

I always thought it was a complicated process requiring much practice. i am not sure I have got it quite right yet...

[Churchill]

Nah.

I think the headline is more likely to be "Are these men fit to be fathers ?", with an associatied article explaining that "their inherent instability and irrationality would suggest to many that they are not ideal role models for their offspring".

Ooooh, bitch!

Btw, any idiot can sire offspring, it takes brains to abstain.

[Mailman]

Didnt TFL come in for some particularly harsh criticism recently relating to how hard it was to get anything through appeal?

When you do go to court make sure you claim costs for your day off work (being an expensive contracator and all that) and everything else you can weasel in!

Mailman

[Board Game Geek]

The headline in the sun will be "Downing Streak".

Nah.

I think the headline is more likely to be "Are these men fit to be fathers ?", with an associatied article explaining that "their inherent instability and irrationality would suggest to many that they are not ideal role models for their offspring".