How to generate revenue

[NotAllThere]

01274 530750

hth

[BoredBloke]

You could try putting their number into saynoto0870.com (something like that) and get the 01 number it eventually ends up at - hector then gets nowt from the 08 number.

[Marina]

or if you work through a Ltd, phone as much as you like and make it a business expense (including charging for your time?)

[ChimpMaster]

How to get HMRC back:

Perform step 3 from client's office and ensure call is as long as possible, hence costing Client a significant amount, causing them to swing to an annual loss and hence not paying any business tax to HMRC.

[Troll]

1: Inland Revenue Shipley changes phone number to chargeable 0845 number
2: IR issues over the usual amount of bollox demands
3: Any attempts to clarify the position over the phone is met with extended "all our advisors are busy please wait"

Repeat 2 + 3
Loop
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