Reply to: How would a girl respond to this?

[Churchill]

mmmmmmmmmmm Lesbian ... something women do for the pleasure of men.

Are you my long lost twin?

[ChimpMaster]

It's alright mate, she's probably a lesbian anyway!

mmmmmmmmmmm Lesbian ... something women do for the pleasure of men.

[Churchill]

Her response pretty much ignored my comments... I'm guessing she's either too naive to read into it or just too stupid to realise what I had written. Either way, she's definately game for a laugh so let's see how things proceed from hereon ...........

It's alright mate, she's probably a lesbian anyway!

[BoredBloke]

Why not take you top off and give them a quick jiggle - it is probably not the response he was expecting but it'll make an impression!

[ChimpMaster]

Her response pretty much ignored my comments... I'm guessing she's either too naive to read into it or just too stupid to realise what I had written. Either way, she's definately game for a laugh so let's see how things proceed from hereon ...........

[Churchill]

As long as you dont get ignored...

Not much of a defence in court though...

[oracleslave]

Perhaps you'd like to re-phrase that?

Some can't do it for long, others are too quick by half

[oracleslave]

You’re thinking like a man. You have to be a subtler than that with women and appeal to their feminine side. Instead of saying you have a stiffy needing servicing, tell her how wonderful she looks and that rather than sending an email could you possibly come up and take her from behind. Darn, I can’t do it for long either.

- You were doing well until that bit.

[realityhack]

You’re thinking like a man. You have to be a subtler than that with women and appeal to their feminine side. Instead of saying you have a stiffy needing servicing, tell her how wonderful she looks and that rather than sending an email could you possibly come up and take her from behind. Darn, I can’t do it for long either.

Perhaps you'd like to re-phrase that?

[TimberWolf]

You’re thinking like a man. You have to be a subtler than that with women and appeal to their feminine side. Instead of saying you have a stiffy needing servicing, tell her how wonderful she looks and that rather than sending an email could you possibly come up and take her from behind. Darn, I can’t do it for long either.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

As long as you dont get ignored...

[BrilloPad]

By Girl, do you mean Woman?

If you mean girl, I'd expect the Police. If you mean woman I'd expect either pity or anger as a response.

As long as you dont get ignored...

[realityhack]

What you say is unimportant. It is how you say it. And with email there is little choice.

Yep - never txt or email something ambiguous. They can read it any way they want to.

Edit: Bit like this board then.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

If you sent this to a girl wouldn't you expect a flirtatious response?

"It's good to be busy though, at least the day goes by quickly and plus
it means you're in demand (must be nice!) for the work. Mine goes up and
down... it's nice when it's up!"

By Girl, do you mean Woman?

If you mean girl, I'd expect the Police. If you mean woman I'd expect either pity or anger as a response.

[BrilloPad]

If you sent this to a girl wouldn't you expect a flirtatious response?

"It's good to be busy though, at least the day goes by quickly and plus
it means you're in demand (must be nice!) for the work. Mine goes up and
down... it's nice when it's up!"

What you say is unimportant. It is how you say it. And with email there is little choice.