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Originally posted by Churchill View PostIt's alright mate, she's probably a lesbian anyway!
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Originally posted by TazMaN View PostHer response pretty much ignored my comments... I'm guessing she's either too naive to read into it or just too stupid to realise what I had written. Either way, she's definately game for a laugh so let's see how things proceed from hereon ...........
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Why not take you top off and give them a quick jiggle - it is probably not the response he was expecting but it'll make an impression!
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Her response pretty much ignored my comments... I'm guessing she's either too naive to read into it or just too stupid to realise what I had written. Either way, she's definately game for a laugh so let's see how things proceed from hereon ...........
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostPerhaps you'd like to re-phrase that?
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostYou’re thinking like a man. You have to be a subtler than that with women and appeal to their feminine side. Instead of saying you have a stiffy needing servicing, tell her how wonderful she looks and that rather than sending an email could you possibly come up and take her from behind. Darn, I can’t do it for long either.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostYou’re thinking like a man. You have to be a subtler than that with women and appeal to their feminine side. Instead of saying you have a stiffy needing servicing, tell her how wonderful she looks and that rather than sending an email could you possibly come up and take her from behind. Darn, I can’t do it for long either.
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You’re thinking like a man. You have to be a subtler than that with women and appeal to their feminine side. Instead of saying you have a stiffy needing servicing, tell her how wonderful she looks and that rather than sending an email could you possibly come up and take her from behind. Darn, I can’t do it for long either.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat you say is unimportant. It is how you say it. And with email there is little choice.
Edit: Bit like this board then.
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Originally posted by TazMaN View PostIf you sent this to a girl wouldn't you expect a flirtatious response?
"It's good to be busy though, at least the day goes by quickly and plus
it means you're in demand (must be nice!) for the work. Mine goes up and
down... it's nice when it's up!"
If you mean girl, I'd expect the Police. If you mean woman I'd expect either pity or anger as a response.
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Originally posted by TazMaN View PostIf you sent this to a girl wouldn't you expect a flirtatious response?
"It's good to be busy though, at least the day goes by quickly and plus
it means you're in demand (must be nice!) for the work. Mine goes up and
down... it's nice when it's up!"
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