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Previously on "What to get BF for his birthday"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    New Labour?
    Nope, BrilloPad.

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  • Churchill
    replied
    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Women..you think too hard.

    Just turn up naked with Pizza and Beer.
    I think I'm going to throw up!

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Oh god, here we go again, I never know what to get him. I am sure it is a sign of doom.

    Thinking of this...

    and some other stuff like books dvds etc

    Women..you think too hard.

    Just turn up naked with Pizza and Beer.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

    C.S. Lewis
    New Labour?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    Um, Brillo dear chap, I think you are in grave danger of becoming a one-trick-posting pony.

    Or as they say, "please change the record".

    It seems that every opportunity in any post concerning marriage, women, kids or the like, you always get the meat cleaver out.

    We know already ok ?

    You've told us 3 billion times now.

    Sheesh.

    Bitter and twisted ain't the word.
    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

    C.S. Lewis

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Oh god, here we go again, I never know what to get him. I am sure it is a sign of doom.

    Thinking of this...

    and some other stuff like books dvds etc
    Give him the heave-ho and get yourself a REAL Prawn.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    One who will marry him then take all his money, income and children leaving him destitute and unhappy?
    Um, Brillo dear chap, I think you are in grave danger of becoming a one-trick-posting pony.

    Or as they say, "please change the record".

    It seems that every opportunity in any post concerning marriage, women, kids or the like, you always get the meat cleaver out.

    We know already ok ?

    You've told us 3 billion times now.

    Sheesh.

    Bitter and twisted ain't the word.

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    He doesn't like lingerie, beer or oral sex!
    What the hell???

    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    He's a lawyer.
    Ah.


    Then I suggest this (for you), that and these.

    That should change the dynamic in your relationship.

    HTH

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    There are other options than just those 2....

    I dont think anyone begrudges your right to be screwed up, its the way you make blanket assertions about the marriage situation and belittle other peoples choices by your comments.
    Commenting on things you know nothing about - again. Why not stick on your specialist subject - how to choke at RWCs.

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  • BoredBloke
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    Alice - who the ferk is Alice?

    A song ruined but that fat unfunny knob head Chubby Brown!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Works down in payroll, the one with the big knockers...
    Wrong answer...

    Think "Smokie" and a certain derivative!

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    I can't believe this is still here to be honest. This and the Sex or chocolate thread.
    It must be Spring, the mating programme has started.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Who is this Shirley?
    Alice's sister!

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  • Bagpuss
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    Who is this Shirley?

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  • Moscow Mule
    replied
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Actually if her teeth are smooth it's nice!
    Also horny as **** to watch.

    Next stop "light relief" - hand relief - shirley?
    I can't believe this is still here to be honest. This and the Sex or chocolate thread.

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