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NickFitz replied

16 May 2008, 21:11
Originally posted by Pinto View Post

I buy my dresses off the shelf and they always fit without alterations. Anyway let's keep on topic. This thread is about trousers.

Shouldn't it be in the Trousers forum then?

(I'm not going to dare looking at the "Buttonhole gimp supplier" thread )
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lilelvis2000 replied

16 May 2008, 21:00
Guru series...and that's all Im gonna say. Im not gonna give you the ISBN or anything like that. Just get on to the jungle and look up SQL GURU.
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Pinto replied

16 May 2008, 16:04
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Nah - I have tried it - now I keep my hems up with brown parcel tape inbetween trips to the dressmakers.... it even goes in the washer...

I buy my dresses off the shelf and they always fit without alterations. Anyway let's keep on topic. This thread is about trousers.

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cailin maith replied

16 May 2008, 16:02
Originally posted by Pinto View Post

It doesn't work.

oh bollocks. Give it a go, maybe simpler than stitching.

Nah - I have tried it - now I keep my hems up with brown parcel tape inbetween trips to the dressmakers.... it even goes in the washer...
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Pinto replied

16 May 2008, 16:00
Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post

Hmmm I am not aware of this new invention. I shall question Mrs Diablo on it.

It doesn't work.

Last edited by Pinto; 16 May 2008, 16:11.
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Lucy replied

16 May 2008, 15:58
I still have all of the SQL DBA course materials from about four years ago, but I doubt it would be any use to you...
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El_Diablo replied

16 May 2008, 15:57
Originally posted by DieScum View Post

Stu I have no idea how trousers work! You are veering off-topic. Although I do know a good forum for that.

However THIS topic on a COMPUTER forum is discussing DATABASES!!!

In that context a database join is when two tables make love to each other.

At least that is how I picture it because I'm only 7.

You're a bit young to have a fetish about making love with tables aren't you?

Strange...very strange.
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Pinto replied

16 May 2008, 15:53
Originally posted by DieScum View Post

In that context a database join is when two tables make love to each other.

Make sure they're not incestuous. Could result in cartesian offspring.
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DiscoStu replied

16 May 2008, 15:50
Originally posted by DieScum View Post

Stu I have no idea how trousers work! You are veering off-topic. Although I do know a good forum for that.

However THIS topic on a COMPUTER forum is discussing DATABASES!!!

In that context a database join is when two tables make love to each other.

At least that is how I picture it but I am only up to chapter 7.

I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken this for a computer forum. This is the GENERAL forum where we talk about Doom, Boom, Buy To Lets and shower screens.

For a sensible answer you should try the TECHNICAL forum where we talk about nerd stuff.

HTH
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El_Diablo replied

16 May 2008, 15:49
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

Quite possibly. Instead of stitching it could be that seam tape that you iron over.

Hmmm I am not aware of this new invention. I shall question Mrs Diablo on it.
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DiscoStu replied

16 May 2008, 15:48
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

That stuff is dangerous - nowhere does it say that you iron it under the hem!!!

Oh dear
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DieScum replied

16 May 2008, 15:48
So if your trousers aren't joined together how come they don't fall off?

Stu I have no idea how trousers work! You are veering off-topic. Although I do know a good forum for that.

However THIS topic on a COMPUTER forum is discussing DATABASES!!!

In that context a database join is when two tables make love to each other.

At least that is how I picture it but I am only up to chapter 7.
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El_Diablo replied

16 May 2008, 15:48
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Good books:

The "Art of Fly Fishing" by JR Hartley is particularly good.

Recommendations on good things:

Losing your virginity followed closely by:
Threesomes (2G + 1B)
Caviar and Champagne
Hot air ballooning

Excellent recommendations sasguru have a
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cailin maith replied

16 May 2008, 15:47
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

Quite possibly. Instead of stitching it could be that seam tape that you iron over.

That stuff is dangerous - nowhere does it say that you iron it under the hem!!!
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Pinto replied

16 May 2008, 15:45
Originally posted by original PM View Post

you are correct about joins -

I have no idea bout trousers

much of a muchness, according to some.
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