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[BrilloPad]

Ah, it only works on alien lizards.

I couldn't use it on the poster of the year.

Will it work on Russians with a lack of economic understanding?

[sappatz]

new lie

you can thank the new lie and tony blair for having ****ed up Britain
but the country deserves it... cheap credit does not come free

[Moscow Mule]

Get orf my land!!

A tip for you cosmopolitan types... get in early or starve.

http://www.london.gov.uk/allotments/

Too late already if you live in Richmond I'm afraid. They've even closed the waiting lists.

[RandyW]

If I point it at BB or Turion?

Ah, it only works on alien lizards.

[BrilloPad]

You don't need a gun, you need a hollow tube, some diamons, some sulphur and some charcoal. Works every time...

If I point it at BB or Turion?

[RandyW]

I need a "carry a bigger gun than zeity" option.

You don't need a gun, you need a hollow tube, some diamons, some sulphur and some charcoal. Works every time...

[BrilloPad]

I think I'd go for the "carry a big gun option", thanks.

I need a "carry a bigger gun than zeity" option.

[thunderlizard]

That article sounded more like a correction than a collapse.

[MB99]

Strategic Steam Reserve!

Anybody else hear the programme on Saturday about the mythical 1960's Strategic Steam Reserve? After global financial meltdown, no electricity or diesel to power trains etc, could be the only way to travel

[SueEllen]

Get orf my land!!

A tip for you cosmopolitan types... get in early or starve.

http://www.london.gov.uk/allotments/

I have a small garden and killer squirrels. I'm trying mutate them to them black ones.

[zeitghost]

This may mean I have to dig my lawn up & plant potatos.... all 50 yards of it...

My back is aching in anticipation...


There was a time when all the back gardens around were dug over & planted each year... now there's only my dad and a chap at the other end of the road who bother...

And they're both gone now, first my Dad, and then the ex-miner named Don.

[gingerjedi]

I think I'd go for the "carry a big gun option", thanks.

Get orf my land!!

A tip for you cosmopolitan types... get in early or starve.

http://www.london.gov.uk/allotments/

[ChimpMaster]

What a load of generically written drivel this article is.

Still, today has been the dullest day ever on CUK, and so your post still stands out as worthy of my response.

[Churchill]

What good would that be? You'll need to be fit, hard and be able to grow your own vegetables in the new world order.

HTH

And carry a gun...

[gingerjedi]

Who has their money under the mattress?

What good would that be? You'll need to be fit, hard and be able to grow your own vegetables in the new world order.

HTH