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[BrilloPad]

I think I'd go for the "carry a big gun option", thanks.

I need a "carry a bigger gun than zeity" option.

[RandyW]

I need a "carry a bigger gun than zeity" option.

You don't need a gun, you need a hollow tube, some diamons, some sulphur and some charcoal. Works every time...

[BrilloPad]

You don't need a gun, you need a hollow tube, some diamons, some sulphur and some charcoal. Works every time...

If I point it at BB or Turion?

[RandyW]

If I point it at BB or Turion?

Ah, it only works on alien lizards.

[Moscow Mule]

Get orf my land!!

A tip for you cosmopolitan types... get in early or starve.

http://www.london.gov.uk/allotments/

Too late already if you live in Richmond I'm afraid. They've even closed the waiting lists.

[sappatz]

new lie

you can thank the new lie and tony blair for having ****ed up Britain
but the country deserves it... cheap credit does not come free

[BrilloPad]

Ah, it only works on alien lizards.

I couldn't use it on the poster of the year.

Will it work on Russians with a lack of economic understanding?