Narrow escape

[vetran]

Suicide bomber

Surely he was a 'sewage powered bomber'?

[stackpole]

Down the toilet dark and deep
Lies a sausage, fast asleep
Don't disturb him, let him rest
Xoggoth's straining's done its best

[OwlHoot]

When I was in the bogs this morning a suicide bomber in the cubicle next to me tried to blow them up. I heard the detonator go off but luckily for me the explosive failed to work.

A few months ago I was in a bog at work, and heard an incredibly loud fart, more like a bang, in fact literally more like the opening salvo at Waterloo! I couldn't believe the human body could make such a noise, but now thanks to Xog the mystery is solved. Bloody suicide bombers - they're everywhere.

[Bagpuss]

Must try harder

[xoggoth]

When I was in the bogs this morning a suicide bomber in the cubicle next to me tried to blow them up. I heard the detonator go off but luckily for me the explosive failed to work.