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  • vetran
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    Suicide bomber

    Surely he was a 'sewage powered bomber'?

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  • stackpole
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    Down the toilet dark and deep
    Lies a sausage, fast asleep
    Don't disturb him, let him rest
    Xoggoth's straining's done its best

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by xoggoth
    When I was in the bogs this morning a suicide bomber in the cubicle next to me tried to blow them up. I heard the detonator go off but luckily for me the explosive failed to work.
    A few months ago I was in a bog at work, and heard an incredibly loud fart, more like a bang, in fact literally more like the opening salvo at Waterloo! I couldn't believe the human body could make such a noise, but now thanks to Xog the mystery is solved. Bloody suicide bombers - they're everywhere.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Must try harder

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  • xoggoth
    started a topic Narrow escape

    Narrow escape

    When I was in the bogs this morning a suicide bomber in the cubicle next to me tried to blow them up. I heard the detonator go off but luckily for me the explosive failed to work.

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