Suicide bomber
Surely he was a 'sewage powered bomber'?
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Down the toilet dark and deep
Lies a sausage, fast asleep
Don't disturb him, let him rest
Xoggoth's straining's done its best
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A few months ago I was in a bog at work, and heard an incredibly loud fart, more like a bang, in fact literally more like the opening salvo at Waterloo! I couldn't believe the human body could make such a noise, but now thanks to Xog the mystery is solved. Bloody suicide bombers - they're everywhere.Originally posted by xoggothWhen I was in the bogs this morning a suicide bomber in the cubicle next to me tried to blow them up. I heard the detonator go off but luckily for me the explosive failed to work.
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Narrow escape
When I was in the bogs this morning a suicide bomber in the cubicle next to me tried to blow them up. I heard the detonator go off but luckily for me the explosive failed to work.Tags: None
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