Reply to: Afternoon all...

[bogeyman]

I can imagine you've got 'The Eye Of The Tiger' playing as you type.

[Xenophon]

Never get into a battle of wits with an unarmed man, its unfair.

WHS

It is unfair. The man is clearly 'armless.

IGMC

[Archangel]

Never get into a battle of wits with an unarmed man, its unfair.

[wobbegong]

Im a great resource for you people and if you paid me a bit more respect you'd get a lot more out of me.

I think you'll find the best clients for your kind of resource behind doors with a little symbol of a man on them. Be sure to flush.

spit

[threaded]

Have you ever seen a television that doesn't have a remote control?

My grandma called me up one day as her TV had stopped working. Old valve set so I set off with all the kit, as you never know what it might be. So there I am faced with a TV appears to work perfectly, put an rf signal in and got a picture, but no channels. Then I realised it must be the transmitter, so I phoned up the Beeb to ask if there was a problem locally.

Yeah, they stopped transmitting 405 line the night before.

Had to go out and buy her a new tv, with the added fun that the remote had to have big buttons.

[Churchill]

I once asked Lucy to help me - I felt more suicidal than ever....

She's not done the "Making people feel better" course yet. She's saving up like mad though.

[Clippy]

I once asked Lucy to help me - I felt more suicidal than ever....

At least you now know how we feel reading your FFJ/Don't get married threads.

[BrilloPad]

Maybe Lucy can give us some pointers on how best to make him feel worse about himself - after all, he'll have to face up to the utter uselessness of his apology for a life and the mere pretence of a personality he hides beneath the mask, before he can possibly expect to start coming to terms with the waste of a corpse that he currently constitutes.

I once asked Lucy to help me - I felt more suicidal than ever....

[NickFitz]

He's not actually... but you know what, I can't be bothered trying talk sense to you...

Cheers babe

Although you're better off ing at him than ... trolls like him are trying to be annoying, so it pleases them if you show signs of being annoyed.

Although thinking about it, HRH is so obviously consumed with self-hate that he is apparently compelled to put on this display of arrogance in order to get people to deride him, so that he can reassure himself that he was right to feel so stupid, worthless, and worthy of derision.

Maybe those of us who mock him are just encouraging him to carry on with the self-harming he so obviously indulges in, in between posting stuff to make himself contemptible in the eyes of the forum, and inducing vomiting.

Maybe Lucy can give us some pointers on how best to make him feel worse about himself - after all, he'll have to face up to the utter uselessness of his apology for a life and the mere pretence of a personality he hides beneath the mask, before he can possibly expect to start coming to terms with the waste of a corpse that he currently constitutes.

[NickFitz]

The HRH fantasy roll playing game again eh?

Can't be bothered

>shakes head and wanders off into the night<

accidentally saws left foot off

[Diver]

The HRH fantasy roll playing game again eh?

Can't be bothered

>shakes head and wanders off into the night<

[shelby68]

This guy is either David Brent or a comic genius, not sure which yet... although I know which I'm betting on...

[cailin maith]

I am better than you in every way. I know your kind, ******* useless when not tapping away at a keyboard. You are one of lifes losers.

He's not actually... but you know what, I can't be bothered trying talk sense to you...

[blacjac]

One day you'll look back and think 'you know what, I wish I'd have asked HRH for some advice' maybe I'll still be around or maybe I'll tire of the constant gutter snipes and mockery....

Over to you...

Can I have some advice please?


There, feel better now?

[FiveTimes]

Mock all you want to, but there are for or five people in and around Manchester who are now living the kind of life they could previously only dream of thanks to my help and advice. Im a great resource for you people and if you paid me a bit more respect you'd get a lot more out of me.

four

HTH