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  • xoggoth
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    De lawd (praise him) he not suffer fro' omnipotence, dat offensive. De lawd (praise him, praise him) he haf dat vaigra since de dawn o' time. Sho nuff.

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  • sunnysan
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    Google may not be God

    Buts its changed the english language
    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=google

    Maybe omnipotence is next

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Chico
    ATW - My answer is this
    You are a slave Chico. Russian Oxtodox Christian Church is pretty clear on that: the believers in the church refer to themselves as God's slaves.

    From what I understand your God would not be able to search (or in other words answer queries) faster or more accurately than Google.

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  • Chico
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    ATW - My answer is this

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by cojak
    So AtW - answer me this - are you Aronovich's and Putin's love child? Don't wriggle out of it man - it's a simple answer - yes or no!
    Neither -- see, simple question and simple answer, now Chico's turn unless of course his religion is nothing more but a cult that does not tolerate questions.

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  • WageSlave
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    Happiness

    Are any of us, with the exception of Chico (who has his belief system), truly happy? Do we not, deep down, want to escape ourselves?

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  • cojak
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    Chico, can you answer a simple question or not?
    So AtW - answer me this - are you Aronovich's and Putin's love child?

    Don't wriggle out of it man - it's a simple answer - yes or no!

    2 can ask dumb-ass questions, you know!

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  • xoggoth
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    aTW, CL, AtW, CL.. Somebody is talking complete bollux. Hey that makes a change! (though not an entirely unknown circumstance) it ain't CL. Of course the other somebody probably ain't serious, so back to the bottom of the bollox heap CL for taking bollox as intended not bollox. Simple boolean logic really.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Chico
    ATW - there is an interesting documentary on Channel 4 on the Beslan atrocities.
    Chico, can you answer a simple question or not? Was Jesus avoiding answers just like you when he was still alive? It sounds to me that your lack of answers imply that your religion is designed only for indoctrinated people who won't ask questions and just obey orders.

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  • xoggoth
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    PS You are right there is plenty of whine about these days. Most do nowt else.
    PPS Sorry, with laptop/GSP modem no real need of your thingy now, will stick with my aged Psion 5.
    PPPS. Wotho CL. Still barmy as ever?
    Last edited by xoggoth; 21 July 2005, 20:46.

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  • xoggoth
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    173 posts already!!! Gordon Bennet! Back to 3000 or whatever it was by xmas eh ATw?

    The obvious question is why a being who is all knowing would want a search engine. Of course by the same token he has no need of porn sites, he already knows the contents of every one. Surfing must be really dull for the almighty. Come to think of it so must everything else, not an ounce of anticipation or excitement in anything. Maybe while we strive to be part of god the old fella is trying to think of some way to be a dum schmuk in a council house in Basingstoke to try and bring some sense of wonder back into his eternally dull existence. Hey, idea for a story. Ta.
    Last edited by xoggoth; 21 July 2005, 20:43.

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  • Chico
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    ATW - there is an interesting documentary on Channel 4 on the Beslan atrocities.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Chico
    Boy are you sad!!!!
    Chico, can you answer Yes or No? Is it that hard? Just YES or NO please.

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  • Chico
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    Originally posted by AtW
    That was a simple question Chico: I know your God can turn water into whine (ale would be better) and feed a crowd of people with 3 loafs of bread. However there is plenty of whine and bread these days, so I am asking if your God could do something that's of real value these days or not.

    So, just simple yes or no: can God search for relevant pages faster and more accurately than Google?

    Boy are you sad!!!!

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  • Not So Wise
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    Well according to some who should know (aka religious nuts) the internet is the devils tool. Now if this is the case i doubt god can even log on

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