Reply to: PArking wars update....

[EvilWeevil]

Wilmslow, the time for talking is over. Now, call it extreme if you like, but I propose you hit it hard, and you hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign.

Or a whist drive

[PAH]

Genius. As a supplement to this how about an online petition. Recruit Lucy to promote your cause and you're onto a winner

She's certainly got Brownstuff on his heels. He's not even going to the opening ceremony incase there's a llama in the show.

[r0bly0ns]

Genius. As a supplement to this how about an online petition. Recruit Lucy to promote your cause and your onto a winner

[oracleslave]

Wilmslow, the time for talking is over. Now, call it extreme if you like, but I propose you hit it hard, and you hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign.

Genius. As a supplement to this how about an online petition. Recruit Lucy to promote your cause and you're onto a winner

[oracleslave]

So you when you come to sell up OS, you can declare that you shot the neighbours dog for emptying it's ar5e on the lawn

I'm more likely to shoot the neighbours. I quite like the dog in comparison.

[wobbegong]

Wilmslow, the time for talking is over. Now, call it extreme if you like, but I propose you hit it hard, and you hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign.

[miffy]

The seller I bought from declared the neighbours dog always crapped on the front lawn. It's still a decent neighbourhood though.

So you when you come to sell up OS, you can declare that you shot the neighbours dog for emptying it's ar5e on the lawn

[Xenophon]

In Feb 2004 I helped purchase 20 bangers. they were abadoned on major routes into London during rush hour(steering lock on, oil on road). there to give support to protestors on gantrys.

find a local brakers yard, pay cash, give false name and address, wear gloves, keep the keys at a friends house. do it twice - once outside your house, once outside chavs house.

if you don't have the balls for it get HRH to do it...

So that is what happened to my motor in 2004!

[DimPrawn]

Make peace Wilmslow.

Put a flower in you hair, light up a spliff, hold up the peace sign and say to them in a hippie voice.

"Say no to parking wars man".

[oracleslave]

so the new buyers know if it's a crap neighbourhood and best avoided.

The seller I bought from declared the neighbours dog always crapped on the front lawn. It's still a decent neighbourhood though.

[PAH]

But hang on, I thought you had an offer on a house accepted? Why are you even bothering now?

Especially when you have to declare any feuds you have with the neighbours when selling, so the new buyers know if it's a crap neighbourhood and best avoided.

[BrilloPad]

In Feb 2004 I helped purchase 20 bangers. they were abadoned on major routes into London during rush hour(steering lock on, oil on road). there to give support to protestors on gantrys.

find a local brakers yard, pay cash, give false name and address, wear gloves, keep the keys at a friends house. do it twice - once outside your house, once outside chavs house.

if you don't have the balls for it get HRH to do it...

[NotAllThere]

Don't let the situation gradually deteriorate, with tit-for-tat annoyances mounting up until real violence breaks out. The best solution is to go for extreme violence in the first instance.

[Bagpuss]

Having also suffered nusiance neighbours and a parking war, the best thing you can do is move. There is no end to how petty most people can get, sooner or later it will end in serious damage or violence. It's not worth the hassle and loss of QOL.

But hang on, I thought you had an offer on a house accepted? Why are you even bothering now?

[xoggoth]

Totally on your side Wilmslow. Comes a point when nobody should put up with bloody-minded tulipe neighbours.