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Jog On replied

10 April 2008, 10:28
Buy a cow and bring it in to the office
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crack_ho replied

10 April 2008, 10:23
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Jumped up PA sends stroppy emails on a daily basis about the fridge where people keep milk in for their coffee. She uses it herself for her morning oats. (Sadly not provided by my good self, she has a rack and a half )

Sit on her lap, cry 'bitty' and suckle your milk.
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hyperD replied

10 April 2008, 10:15
Put one of these in the fridge

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/p...g-turd-100.jpg
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darmstadt replied

10 April 2008, 10:06
Just go pick up and old secondhand one which is sure to be dirty and noisy. Get a couple of mates in an old Transit to deliver it and stick it in the office so it annoys the hell out of everyone.
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Jog On replied

10 April 2008, 09:50
Does she have the authority to decide what goes in this fridge? People like that really annoy me
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miffy replied

10 April 2008, 09:48
You could always be really nasty and get some really smelly fresh fish and pop it into her fridge (last thing on a friday nite)...
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NotAllThere replied

10 April 2008, 09:45
Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

Why not just buy a pint each morning and bin it at the end of the day - it's not going to go off in a day. What is the cost of a pint of milk per day? About 45p or something?

Don't bin it. Leave it in the PA's desk.
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miffy replied

10 April 2008, 09:42
Originally posted by moorfield View Post

Wilmslow, what you need is one of these hidden under your desk.

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/offic...ler/index.html

I was more impressed with the webcam missile launcher...
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moorfield replied

10 April 2008, 09:39
Wilmslow, what you need is one of these hidden under your desk.

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/offic...ler/index.html
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NickFitz replied

10 April 2008, 09:24
Originally posted by PAH View Post

That's quite a lot for someone on the minimum wage.

<<canned >>
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ControlG replied

10 April 2008, 09:23
This is just what you need.
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oracleslave replied

10 April 2008, 08:49
Originally posted by Clippy View Post

I love you Wilmslow

Steady on!
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Clippy replied

10 April 2008, 08:47
<<canned laughter>>

I love you Wilmslow - you always brighten up my day!
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PAH replied

10 April 2008, 08:47
Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

Why not just buy a pint each morning and bin it at the end of the day - it's not going to go off in a day. What is the cost of a pint of milk per day? About 45p or something?

That's quite a lot for someone on the minimum wage.
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BoredBloke replied

10 April 2008, 08:44
Why not just buy a pint each morning and bin it at the end of the day - it's not going to go off in a day. What is the cost of a pint of milk per day? About 45p or something?
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