Reply to: How many valentines cards have you sent?

[adrian.t]

Sent 1, to an old friend. But it was via Facebook.
I was thinking of the trees
She replied to say thanks, though.
Zero expenditure, positive response. I call that a result.

[oracleslave]

WHS

WHS

[Churchill]

None.

And nor will I.

Wot 'e said!

[Tensai]

Sent 6, all to myself in different handwriting and inks. Trying to convince the missus I am desirable. Unfortunately I think she is leaning more towards "sad and possibly deranged" than "desirable."

[cailin maith]

WHS

Snap

[Swiss Tony]

3 – all wind ups

And a stack of gay porn to the most homophobic busy body in the office

[Sockpuppet]

WHS

Same

[TheFaQQer]

I'm in that club.

WHS

[Xenophon]

Sent: 0
Received: 0.

I'm in that club.

[malvolio]

Sent the missus a big bunch of flowers via Fleurop which should scare the bejeesus out of here today as I've never bought her flowers in the 18 years of knowing here. Might get me leg over though tonight when I get home

Why would you want to put your leg over a bunch of flowers then?

[darmstadt]

Sent the missus a big bunch of flowers via Fleurop which should scare the bejeesus out of here today as I've never bought her flowers in the 18 years of knowing here. Might get me leg over though tonight when I get home

[AlfredJPruffock]

Just think of all those trees that had to die to make those cards - to be thrown anyway by the weekend.

All that ink writing these non-productive messages - think of the environmental havoc it all wreaks - have a a green St Val - do nowt at all .

The Lover may sparkle and glow,
Approaching his bonnie wee play-thing:
But Marriage will soon let him know
He’s gotten—a buskit up naething.

[realityhack]

Sod it all. I think I hate Valentines Day more than Christmas.


Ah well, it'll pass. I'll be as cheerful as a burning orphanage by the morning I'm sure.

[TheFaQQer]

Especially if you forget to remove the price tag.

They're on special at 4.75 until tomorrow.

[chicane]

Big queue of people buying valentine crap from Tescos tonight. Nothing says "I love you" like Tesco own brand roses.

Especially if you forget to remove the price tag.