Big queue of people buying valentine crap from Tescos tonight. Nothing says "I love you" like Tesco own brand roses.
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Especially if you forget to remove the price tag.Originally posted by VectraMan View PostBig queue of people buying valentine crap from Tescos tonight. Nothing says "I love you" like Tesco own brand roses.Comment
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Sod it all. I think I hate Valentines Day more than Christmas.
Ah well, it'll pass. I'll be as cheerful as a burning orphanage by the morning I'm sure.Comment
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Just think of all those trees that had to die to make those cards - to be thrown anyway by the weekend.
All that ink writing these non-productive messages - think of the environmental havoc it all wreaks - have a a green St Val - do nowt at all .
The Lover may sparkle and glow,
Approaching his bonnie wee play-thing:
But Marriage will soon let him know
He’s gotten—a buskit up naething.Comment
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Sent the missus a big bunch of flowers via Fleurop which should scare the bejeesus out of here today as I've never bought her flowers in the 18 years of knowing here. Might get me leg over though tonight when I get home
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Why would you want to put your leg over a bunch of flowers then?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostSent the missus a big bunch of flowers via Fleurop which should scare the bejeesus out of here today as I've never bought her flowers in the 18 years of knowing here. Might get me leg over though tonight when I get home
Blog? What blog...?
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I'm in that club.Originally posted by zeitghostSent: 0
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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