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Previously on "lunch in the office"

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by basshead View Post
    Code:
    public class GreatestClassEver
    
    TODO
    
    Since:
        TODO
    Author:
        TODO
    See Also:
        TODO


    Well no technical author's ever written a best seller.

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  • PAH
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    All these intolerances shouldn't be allowed in this day and age.

    BTW There's a difference between intolerance and the stuff tasting so she-ite you can't stomach it.

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  • SandyDown
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    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
    you can get wheat-free bread as there are a lot of people who suffer from coeliacs' disease, which technically is an in intolerance of wheat or gluten.
    That's what is called Frankenfoods .... nope, just eating like olde hunter gatherer style.. <-----hehehe the smilies finally worked for me

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
    OwlHoot: wheat doesn't agree with me, and gives me gas as well as other issues... now I don't want to be so inconsiderate to my colleagues and start popping smelly farts like no tomorrow ...
    you can get wheat-free bread as there are a lot of people who suffer from coeliacs' disease, which technically is an in intolerance of wheat or gluten.

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  • basshead
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    They became redundant when we all started writing self-documenting code.
    Code:
    public class GreatestClassEver
    
    TODO
    
    Since:
        TODO
    Author:
        TODO
    See Also:
        TODO

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Bluebird View Post
    whatever happende to Technical Authors ? [ ie Typists ]

    They became redundant when we all started writing self-documenting code.

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  • Bluebird
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    whatever happende to Technical Authors ? [ ie Typists ]

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  • Dow Jones
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    Cheers

    I had the same problem in trying to understand what s/he was saying! Which leaves the document monkey, I guess!

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  • 51st State
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    Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
    I aint a programmer... left programming a long time ago ... am doing BA, PM kind of work... can't you tell??
    Where has this new role of BA/PM appeared from?

    BA=document monkey
    PM=date-obsessed control freak

    p.s. I am a PM

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  • SandyDown
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Fill up with chip butties, start popping and you could float through the office - the first 'hover programmer' in history









    I aint a programmer... left programming a long time ago ... am doing BA, PM kind of work... can't you tell??

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
    eeeekkk I remember one place I worked at that had one floor constantly smelling of curry, I don't want to be a racist or anything, but why such smelly food in the office... mind you they are all very very slim, perhaps its the hot lunches instead of carppy sandwiches that keeps them healthy and slim... watch and learn !!


    OwlHoot: wheat doesn't agree with me, and gives me gas as well as other issues... now I don't want to be so inconsiderate to my colleagues and start popping smelly farts like no tomorrow ...
    Fill up with chip butties, start popping and you could float through the office - the first 'hover programmer' in history












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  • cailin maith
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    I just ate last nights leftover curry at my desk...

    If it's any consolation I burned my finger....

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Thanks for sharing, Sandy
    Or rather, not sharing.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
    OwlHoot: wheat doesn't agree with me, and gives me gas as well as other issues... now I don't want to be so inconsiderate to my colleagues and start popping smelly farts like no tomorrow ...
    Thanks for sharing, Sandy

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Dow Jones View Post
    so we call part of it the 'Curry Corner'
    What an amazing, insightful, humourous and unique name. How on earth did you dream it up?

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