Reply to: Resurgence of the old fogies

[xoggoth]

Bogeyman, LuciferBox, MarillionFan? Young whippersnappers the lot of em.

[MarillionFan]

You do remember that you told us at the Christmas Drinks that SallyAnne organised all about what happened during the upgrade from EZ Board, don't you?

Whatcha talking about Willis? :

[Gonzo]

Alas. Poor Dave. Cut off in his prime. How we miss him!

You do remember that you told us at the Christmas Drinks that SallyAnne organised all about what happened during the upgrade from EZ Board, don't you?

[MarillionFan]

Still a bore Lucifer I see.

House Prices are crashing, so all of you idiots who have houses are in trouble now. Bet you wished you listened to me.

Still in China, still ****ing whores and last time I was in the UK fairly certain I ****ed your mother Lucifer.

Alas. Poor Dave. Cut off in his prime. How we miss him!

I wonder if China was all it was cracked up to be!?!?

[Lucifer Box]

And the key sequence required to produce such a gem?

Also, much more effective if you put a space between the "y" and the endquote, add a ; to the end of the print statement and wahey!!!

10 PRINT "Martin Wassall is gay ";
20 GOTO 10

I guess that's why you're a successful entrepreneurial businessman running your own IT consultancy and I'm making marmalade.

[MarillionFan]

Alas poor DCJ. We knew him well.

[expat]

And the key sequence required to produce such a gem?

Also, much more effective if you put a space between the "y" and the endquote, add a ; to the end of the print statement and wahey!!!

10 PRINT "Martin Wassall is gay ";
20 GOTO 10

No program works right first time. Not even the null program IEFBR14.

NB even the "final version" printed there has a bug:
BR GO
should be
B GO
of course.

[Dave Contractor Jnr]

For the avoidance of all doubt, David Contractor Jr never showed respect.

Still a bore Lucifer I see.

House Prices are crashing, so all of you idiots who have houses are in trouble now. Bet you wished you listened to me.

Still in China, still ****ing whores and last time I was in the UK fairly certain I ****ed your mother Lucifer.

[Churchill]

How did you know I used to do COBOL?

Mind you, my first programme was on a demo ZX81 in Smiths and I reproduce it here for you all to enjoy. Call it my contribution to the open source project.

10 PRINT "Martin Wassall is gay"
20 GOTO 10

And the key sequence required to produce such a gem?

Also, much more effective if you put a space between the "y" and the endquote, add a ; to the end of the print statement and wahey!!!

10 PRINT "Martin Wassall is gay ";
20 GOTO 10

[Moscow Mule]

How did you know I used to do COBOL?

Mind you, my first programme was on a demo ZX81 in Smiths and I reproduce it here for you all to enjoy. Call it my contribution to the open source project.

10 PRINT "Martin Wassall is gay"
20 GOTO 10

[sasguru]

How did you know I used to do COBOL?

Mind you, my first programme was on a demo ZX81 in Smiths and I reproduce it here for you all to enjoy. Call it my contribution to the open source project.

10 PRINT "Martin Wassall is gay"
20 GOTO 10

Coffee-keyboard interface occurred. Thanks I needed that...

[Troll]

How did you know I used to do COBOL?

Mind you, my first programme was on a demo ZX81 in Smiths and I reproduce it here for you all to enjoy. Call it my contribution to the open source project.

10 PRINT "Martin Wassall is gay"
20 GOTO 10

You'd be arrested for a hate crime these days doing that

[Lucifer Box]

miserable old sods, get back to your terminals and write some cobol

How did you know I used to do COBOL?

Mind you, my first programme was on a demo ZX81 in Smiths and I reproduce it here for you all to enjoy. Call it my contribution to the open source project.

10 PRINT "Martin Wassall is gay"
20 GOTO 10

[NickFitz]

sasguru is just my everyday run-of-the-mill default mode

So, the same as your other modes then

[Moscow Mule]

miserable old sods, get back to your terminals and write some cobol