Should Hain hang?

[BoredBloke]

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Actually I was right the first time. I said repeat until you got bored in that you are hanging him, stopping just before the point of death and the hanging him again.

I see in the reshuffle Yvette Cooper is now a minister - she's married to Ed Balls. Bleedin jobs for the boys and girls. So tha's mr and Mrs Balls on a cabinet minister salary and 150k each in expenses. That's one hell of a rich left wing family.

[NotAllThere]

A corpse is about the only thing that would make your cabinet look good - employ one of those.

But Norman Tebbit bats for the other side.

[realityhack]

Peter Hain was my Prescott. He made the rest of the Cabinet look good by comparison. I'm open to suggestions for a replacement.

A corpse is about the only thing that would make your cabinet look good - employ one of those.

[gordonbrown]

Peter Hain was my Prescott. He made the rest of the Cabinet look good by comparison. I'm open to suggestions for a replacement.

[realityhack]

I gave him enough rope.

Hi Gordon, we have a somewhat fitted leather one-piece suit for you to try on. Are you a nature lover?

[gordonbrown]

I gave him enough rope.

[AtW]

Hang him until almost dead - slacken it off - and repeat until you get bored

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[BoredBloke]

Hang him until almost dead - slacken it off - and repeat until you get bored

[realityhack]

No.
Strap him into a crotchless gimp-suit and lock him in a room with a rutting rhino. Film on HD and broadcast it over 10 weeks on C4, if he lasts that long.
Get Russell Brand in the room to attempt to interview him. Spray Brand with rhino pheromones just as you lock the door behind him.

[BrilloPad]

I assume Hain will get a gong of some sort?

[BA to the Stars]

As a final gesture Gordo will sell tickets to the event (which of course will incur tax)

[Chantho]

Hain has resigned from the Cabinet, is this enough or does this self-confessed criminal deserve more severe punishment?