Hain has resigned from the Cabinet, is this enough or does this self-confessed criminal deserve more severe punishment?
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30Yes10.00%3Yes, but only after Brown, Blair, Primarolo et al30.00%9All NL politicians should hang43.33%13No6.67%2Hain is innocent, andyw should hang instead10.00%3If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello -
As a final gesture Gordo will sell tickets to the event (which of course will incur tax)
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I assume Hain will get a gong of some sort?Comment
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No.
Strap him into a crotchless gimp-suit and lock him in a room with a rutting rhino. Film on HD and broadcast it over 10 weeks on C4, if he lasts that long.
Get Russell Brand in the room to attempt to interview him. Spray Brand with rhino pheromones just as you lock the door behind him.Comment
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Hang him until almost dead - slacken it off - and repeat until you get boredRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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I gave him enough rope.Comment
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Hi Gordon, we have a somewhat fitted leather one-piece suit for you to try on. Are you a nature lover?Originally posted by gordonbrown View PostComment
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Peter Hain was my Prescott. He made the rest of the Cabinet look good by comparison. I'm open to suggestions for a replacement.Comment
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A corpse is about the only thing that would make your cabinet look good - employ one of those.Originally posted by gordonbrown View PostComment
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