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  • Bumfluff
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    LoL

    The Curry Rap
    http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/...3012/page3.htm

    Havent been ill again thank god, but Im frigging starving now

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
    I had some tikka for my dinna
    My stomach's crampin like a killa
    I'm gonna be much thinna
    If I don't stop blowin' chunks
    Innit.

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  • Chugnut
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    ...I could make out the chicken tikka rap...


    I've not heard that before. Does it go like this?

    I had some tikka for my dinna
    My stomach's crampin like a killa
    I'm gonna be much thinna
    If I don't stop blowin' chunks
    Innit.

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by malvolio View Post
    It's a virus - vitamins and antibiotics are no use at all.
    Surely having a strong immune response - beefed up by higher levels of vit C, B and zinc - would help you fight off any effects from the virus, deal with symptoms etc?

    Originally posted by tay View Post
    This is a thread I really should not have read.


    Well, I seem fine now, for the moment... my tummy rumblings must have been from lunch.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I'm glad I didn't get it then, I never did learn the art of pain-free vomiting. It usually hurts like hell.
    Me too. I often burst blood vessels in my eyes.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    Didnt hurt at all, came out of me like the women in Little Britian didnt have time to react, felt much better after.
    I'm glad I didn't get it then, I never did learn the art of pain-free vomiting. It usually hurts like hell.

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  • tay
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    This is a thread I really should not have read.

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  • Bumfluff
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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Ooh! Ooh! CODSABS! I learned CODSABS in A Level Chemistry! Identification of substances.

    For all future vomit we need:

    Colour
    Odour
    Density (did it sink? float?)
    Solubility (did it dissolve?)
    Acidity (how much did it burn coming up)
    Burns (tricky. Do you think it might ignite? Unlikely for vomit but useful if you tulip yourself at the same time)
    Supports combustion (would it be wise / unwise to try to hide the smell with a candle)

    For colour a rough description will do, we don't really need Pantone codes.

    Have I missed anything? E.g. recognisable vegetables? Consistency? Distance and height of projectile?

    Ok, first major puke was as follows,

    Colour
    Orangey / cream with red bits in, I could make out the chicken tikka rap I had earlier in the evening the red bits were the peppers.

    Odour
    Acidy, and tikka

    Density (did it sink? float?)
    Pretty thick due to the bannana I consumed earlier in evening, it sank when I put down the loo

    Solubility (did it dissolve?)
    No

    Acidity (how much did it burn coming up)
    Didnt hurt at all, came out of me like the women in Little Britian didnt have time to react, felt much better after.

    Burns (tricky. Do you think it might ignite? Unlikely for vomit but useful if you tulip yourself at the same time)
    Didnt test

    Supports combustion (would it be wise / unwise to try to hide the smell with a candle)
    Didnt test

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Do keep us informed of the details of any future pukes please.
    Ooh! Ooh! CODSABS! I learned CODSABS in A Level Chemistry! Identification of substances.

    For all future vomit we need:

    Colour
    Odour
    Density (did it sink? float?)
    Solubility (did it dissolve?)
    Acidity (how much did it burn coming up)
    Burns (tricky. Do you think it might ignite? Unlikely for vomit but useful if you tulip yourself at the same time)
    Supports combustion (would it be wise / unwise to try to hide the smell with a candle)

    For colour a rough description will do, we don't really need Pantone codes.

    Have I missed anything? E.g. recognisable vegetables? Consistency? Distance and height of projectile?

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  • TimberWolf
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    How come some people get it and not others? Have any of you sufferers had this kind of thing before (virus induced projectile vomiting, not from poisoning, etc)?

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  • malvolio
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Hmm... I'm beginning to feel ill, have a weird feeling in my stomach and feel a bit lightheaded. I do hope I haven't got this, I've been taking vitamins to help my immune system fight anything off. I don't want to see them on the way out.
    It's a virus - vitamins and antibiotics are no use at all.

    Sit down, be miserable, keep drinking water (preferably with some sugar in it in some form), wait 48 hours and you'll be fine.

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  • realityhack
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    Hmm... I'm beginning to feel ill, have a weird feeling in my stomach and feel a bit lightheaded. I do hope I haven't got this, I've been taking vitamins to help my immune system fight anything off. I don't want to see them on the way out.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Weak stomach?

    Nah - I'm chucking it twice as far as she is.

    If you puke up a brown round thing, bite hard and swallow because its yer @rsehole









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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    ...just cant keep anything I eat down..GF puked up at work this morning ...
    Weak stomach?

    Nah - I'm chucking it twice as far as she is.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    Client let me work from home, feel ill but not too bad but just cant keep anything I eat down, even puked up a cup of tea earlier may be the milk seem ok on water, at least I might shed the xmas weight. GF puked up at work this morning so she has it as well now and has come home. Try to figure out who we caught it from now.
    Do keep us informed of the details of any future pukes please.

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