Complaints about pay day being next week

[WotNxt]

Being weekly paid I have occasionally moaned when I have to wait an extra week due to some cock-up on my part or the agency's. Doesn't usually go down too well with the permies ;-)

[beaker]

When they complain about not having enough money at the end of the month I usually find saying things like "Well I don't know what to do with all the money I have left at the end of the month" usually cheers them up.

[miffy]

Great post

[NotAllThere]

Hey, an extra billing day year. Thanks for reminding me, I needed some good news. I was feeling a little as I've no income coming in until mid Feb. Because my client paid my December invoice before the end of last year

[ChimpMaster]

Excellent post, made my day. I wonder how I should spend my "bonus"....

[BrowneIssue]

Could you explain this please...

Yes.

I was wrong.

Edited.

Ta.

Glad you were paying attention.

[KathyWoolfe]

This opportunity only occurs for a month, one year in four, and for 5/7ths of those it falls on a weekend, so don't waste it. Enjoy the new year, it's a special one with an extra day's pay just for contractors.

Could you explain this please...I would have thought that the 29th February would only occur on 2/7ths and not 5/7ths

[TimberWolf]

To add insult to injury, there may also be a leap second in 2008. Fortunately most will not be working at midnight.

[Bluebird]

mmm, thats cheered me up.

The public sector poor souls were just moaning about under-inflation pay awards and the fact that their pensions are crap

I pointed out that by the time they retire there probably won't be any money left in the pot to pay them a pension anyway, so get over it ....

[DimPrawn]

Harsh but fair.

[BrowneIssue]

For those contractors amongst you that are being subjected to permies complaining about being skint, I have a suggestion.

Normally it is about now in the month that they complain "Why is there so much month left when the money has run out?"

Since this is January, things are much worse for them. This week will probably be the week they complain most bitterly: they are back at work, cold, tired, in need of a holiday and the credit card statements are coming in.

Traditionally, one would just be flicking through holiday brochures and noisily booking a ski-ing holiday on the mobile in the office to annoy them.

BUT - this is a leap year

On Friday 29th February 2008, the permies have to work. And they get the same pay as they do in non-leap year Februaries.

They have to work 29th February for no pay.

(I am aware there are logical arguments that try to refute this but they are cold and humourless and best disregarded.)

I heard civil servants complain of this bitterly in 1996 and 2004. Make sure your permies know it too this year. May I suggest:

"Excuse me, but it could be worse. At least you get paid a full month's pay this month. Next month you have that extra unpaid day as well. Since I'm a contractor I get paid for it so I'm OK - but you won't."

Then scarper, sharpish.

This opportunity only occurs for a month, one year in four, and for 2/7ths of those it falls on a weekend, so don't waste it. Enjoy the new year, it's a special one with an extra day's pay just for contractors.