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Churchill replied

24 December 2007, 10:31
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

I'm not sure I like your insinuation, sir!

insemination, Shirley?
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ChimpMaster replied

24 December 2007, 10:26
It was a tranny party, or so I'm told
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cojak replied

24 December 2007, 10:20
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Merry Christmas everyone

And you too!

xxxxxx
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sli_gryn replied

24 December 2007, 09:53
Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post

No, but my fail safe chat up lines always work.

"Can you do me a favour and tell me if this rag smells of Chloroform."

Never fails.
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Diver replied

24 December 2007, 09:36
Merry Christmas everyone
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cojak replied

24 December 2007, 09:22
What is it with all these <100 post gels?

Waving their knickers in the air and shouting "Me too!"
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cojak replied

24 December 2007, 09:20
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Yeah, Sal... I'm gutted we missed it too....

AtW - you are such a nutjob.....

Never mind Cailin - maybe next time!
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HairyArsedBloke replied

24 December 2007, 08:35
Originally posted by Nina View Post

I don’t know how some of the CUK men found out where the party was but on the bright side some of them did get lucky.

The one that bedded me said he would call later, but I’m still waiting.
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AtW replied

23 December 2007, 23:17
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

AtW - you are such a nutjob.....
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cailin maith replied

23 December 2007, 23:13
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Did we miss something, Sal?

Yeah, Sal... I'm gutted we missed it too....

AtW - you are such a nutjob.....
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arthur_cider replied

23 December 2007, 21:40
Originally posted by 2uk View Post

Nina , Lola , Betty, What exactly are you consulting in ? What does a CUK member has to do to attract your attention ?

So many fem avatars here ? Fishy..

Have you tried anything other than what the birds leave behind ?

Last edited by arthur_cider; 23 December 2007, 21:56.
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BrilloPad replied

23 December 2007, 21:24
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Did we miss something, Sal?

No. Unless you were watching paint dry instead.
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cojak replied

23 December 2007, 21:22
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Did we miss something, Sal?
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2uk replied

23 December 2007, 18:27
Originally posted by Lola View Post

Are they your Y-Fronts that were left at the bottom of the bed?

Obviously he was quick to get-out-of-there in the morning.
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Lola replied

23 December 2007, 18:22
Originally posted by arthur_cider View Post

Has it crossed your mind you weren’t wanted?

Are they your Y-Fronts that were left at the bottom of the bed?
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