Poll: who would you be prepared to use torture on ?

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Diver replied

13 December 2007, 00:12
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I would like to torture the bastid who burgled my house.
I would like to force his d1ck into some sort of mechanical device that consists of two contra-rotating house bricks, that would rub 1mm off the circumference every hour.
Then I would put a plaster on it with some tcp on it, then pull it off sharply

bastid

Oh! EO cover me in stick tape and rip it off, swoon
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lilelvis2000 replied

12 December 2007, 21:10
Democracy. hah! this democracy suck...waterboard 'em all! (the politicians that is)
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EternalOptimist replied

12 December 2007, 14:37
I would like to torture the bastid who burgled my house.
I would like to force his d1ck into some sort of mechanical device that consists of two contra-rotating house bricks, that would rub 1mm off the circumference every hour.
Then I would put a plaster on it with some tcp on it, then pull it off sharply

bastid
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Zippy replied

12 December 2007, 14:33
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

come on - its only a joke? isn't it...

I'd prefer to assume that it is so I'll go for anyone from nPower's call centre (40mins on hold listening to musak)
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Diver replied

12 December 2007, 13:14
Oh! and AtW
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AtW replied

12 December 2007, 13:14
Phew, I am glad I did not make it into this poll...
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Diver replied

12 December 2007, 13:10
Originally Posted by Diver View Post
Drug dealers
Pedophiles
Kidnappers
Terrorists
Bagpuss
Sasguru
etc

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

And anyone suspected of the above offences.

and just for the hell of it too
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NotAllThere replied

12 December 2007, 12:01
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Drug dealers
Pedophiles
Kidnappers
Terrorists
Bagpuss
Sasguru
etc

Any anyone suspected of the above offences.
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TheFaQQer replied

12 December 2007, 11:50
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

come on - its only a joke? isn't it...

Round here, you never know.

Big brother is watching you
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chicane replied

12 December 2007, 11:50
I'd torture anybody with their tracky bottoms tucked into their socks.
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BrilloPad replied

12 December 2007, 11:34
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

I find it slightly disturbing that you assume that people want to torture someone.

Since I can't choose "no-one", I'll abstain.

come on - its only a joke? isn't it...
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TheFaQQer replied

12 December 2007, 11:20
I find it slightly disturbing that you assume that people want to torture someone.

Since I can't choose "no-one", I'll abstain.
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Moose423956 replied

12 December 2007, 11:19
Personally, I'd like to shove the Prawn and all her commie friends into a bacon slicer.
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Troll replied

12 December 2007, 11:17
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moose423956
Why? What would you hope to achieve from it?

Originally posted by zeitghost

A remarkable sense of satisfaction...

& our undying gratitude
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BrilloPad replied

12 December 2007, 11:15
any family court judge
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