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Poll: who would you be prepared to use torture on ?

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    #11
    I'd torture anybody with their tracky bottoms tucked into their socks.

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      come on - its only a joke? isn't it...
      Round here, you never know.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Drug dealers
        Pedophiles
        Kidnappers
        Terrorists
        Bagpuss
        Sasguru
        etc
        Any anyone suspected of the above offences.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #14
          Originally Posted by Diver View Post
          Drug dealers
          Pedophiles
          Kidnappers
          Terrorists
          Bagpuss
          Sasguru
          etc


          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          And anyone suspected of the above offences.
          and just for the hell of it too
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #15
            Phew, I am glad I did not make it into this poll...

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              #16
              Oh! and AtW
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #17
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                come on - its only a joke? isn't it...
                I'd prefer to assume that it is so I'll go for anyone from nPower's call centre (40mins on hold listening to musak)
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                  #18
                  I would like to torture the bastid who burgled my house.
                  I would like to force his d1ck into some sort of mechanical device that consists of two contra-rotating house bricks, that would rub 1mm off the circumference every hour.
                  Then I would put a plaster on it with some tcp on it, then pull it off sharply



                  bastid



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                    #19
                    Democracy. hah! this democracy suck...waterboard 'em all! (the politicians that is)
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      I would like to torture the bastid who burgled my house.
                      I would like to force his d1ck into some sort of mechanical device that consists of two contra-rotating house bricks, that would rub 1mm off the circumference every hour.
                      Then I would put a plaster on it with some tcp on it, then pull it off sharply



                      bastid



                      Oh! EO cover me in stick tape and rip it off, swoon
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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