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  • TheFaQQer
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    Threesome with both ladies should suffice.

    HTH

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by miffy View Post
    You just wait till they split up though...!

    I'd start taking karate lessons or something just so "you're ready"
    I have the "run and hide" perfected.

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  • miffy
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    You just wait till they split up though...!

    I'd start taking karate lessons or something just so "you're ready"

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Just you wait till they split up, refuse to be in the same room as each other, bitch about each other any time they think you're listening, and generally tear your social life asunder. That's when they owe you one.
    I've already got in there with the "if it goes tits up I will still be friends with you both etc..." speech. I think I'm fairly well covered and they know I wouldn't give a toss anyway.

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Guys take it for the Friday afternoon bored joke that it was.

    I was meant to be doing documentation anything to distract me was good.

    Now I don't really think that he owes me anything. However having set him up with this new chick and his last girlfriend who he saw for 6 years a tuliping beer would be a nice....


    For the benefit of anyone who took me seriously: Do not take anything, I mean anything I take seriously. Ever.

    Those of you coming to the Christmas meet will see what I mean.

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  • thunderlizard
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    You just got them together and you think they owe you one already?

    Just you wait till they split up, refuse to be in the same room as each other, bitch about each other any time they think you're listening, and generally tear your social life asunder. That's when they owe you one.

    This mate of yours, he doesn't drink a lot of Sprite does he?

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  • BrowneIssue
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    A shag and a blow-job.

    But you knew that.

    And they're not allowed to have sex for 6 months with anyone else without you getting a look-in.

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  • jo99
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    Just be prepared to pay compensation when it all goes wrong....

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  • sli_gryn
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    how about asking them to give you a video tape of said 'getting it on'. that way you can put it on the web and get a nice finders fee!



    (will quietly get back under rock now...)

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  • TimberWolf
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    That's not a real business. If things don’t work out, will you cover the legal costs, etc?

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by chicane View Post
    I'd say your options are limited with respect to demanding payment of any kind from your mate if he's a kick boxer.

    Aren't you happy with the spiritual and emotional fulfilment that the coming together of these two lonely souls has brought you?
    No. Unless you can turn emotional fulfilment into cold hard cash. Where the contractors spirit man!

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  • chicane
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Without. He's a black belt kick boxer.
    I'd say your options are limited with respect to demanding payment of any kind from your mate if he's a kick boxer.

    Aren't you happy with the spiritual and emotional fulfilment that the coming together of these two lonely souls has brought you?

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by chicane View Post
    With or without the bloke present?
    Without. He's a black belt kick boxer.

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  • chicane
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    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    I would ask for unlimited "access" to the girl in question. I think it's a fair price.
    With or without the bloke present?

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  • ChimpMaster
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    I would ask for unlimited "access" to the girl in question. I think it's a fair price.

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