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    #11
    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Without. He's a black belt kick boxer.
    I'd say your options are limited with respect to demanding payment of any kind from your mate if he's a kick boxer.

    Aren't you happy with the spiritual and emotional fulfilment that the coming together of these two lonely souls has brought you?

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      #12
      Originally posted by chicane View Post
      I'd say your options are limited with respect to demanding payment of any kind from your mate if he's a kick boxer.

      Aren't you happy with the spiritual and emotional fulfilment that the coming together of these two lonely souls has brought you?
      No. Unless you can turn emotional fulfilment into cold hard cash. Where the contractors spirit man!

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        #13
        That's not a real business. If things don’t work out, will you cover the legal costs, etc?

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          #14
          how about asking them to give you a video tape of said 'getting it on'. that way you can put it on the web and get a nice finders fee!



          (will quietly get back under rock now...)

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            #15
            Just be prepared to pay compensation when it all goes wrong....

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              #16
              A shag and a blow-job.

              But you knew that.

              And they're not allowed to have sex for 6 months with anyone else without you getting a look-in.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                #17
                You just got them together and you think they owe you one already?

                Just you wait till they split up, refuse to be in the same room as each other, bitch about each other any time they think you're listening, and generally tear your social life asunder. That's when they owe you one.

                This mate of yours, he doesn't drink a lot of Sprite does he?

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                  #18
                  Guys take it for the Friday afternoon bored joke that it was.

                  I was meant to be doing documentation anything to distract me was good.

                  Now I don't really think that he owes me anything. However having set him up with this new chick and his last girlfriend who he saw for 6 years a tuliping beer would be a nice....


                  For the benefit of anyone who took me seriously: Do not take anything, I mean anything I take seriously. Ever.

                  Those of you coming to the Christmas meet will see what I mean.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
                    Just you wait till they split up, refuse to be in the same room as each other, bitch about each other any time they think you're listening, and generally tear your social life asunder. That's when they owe you one.
                    I've already got in there with the "if it goes tits up I will still be friends with you both etc..." speech. I think I'm fairly well covered and they know I wouldn't give a toss anyway.

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                      #20
                      You just wait till they split up though...!

                      I'd start taking karate lessons or something just so "you're ready"
                      Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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