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Yes.
You never cross Malvolio.
Why do you think Denny is a gibbering wreck?
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Mavolio, Malvolio, wherefore art thou Malvolio? Odd choice of name. Malvolio=pompous twat in ShakespeareLand.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostYou have insulted Islam.
Malvolio is one of the most revered prophets.
40 lashes and no tea before bedtime!




He's already given me a lashing (keyboard equivalent tongue lashing) enough times on here already.
It's true enough though. This forum adheres to strict 'Malvolio Law' according to the holy book of Dodgy Agent, and anyone breaking it risks dire penalties.
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You're sick.Originally posted by Denny View PostI've decided to call my Teddy 'Malvolio' or sometimes 'Dodgy Agent'
When I have a stressful moment listening to all their sanctamonious advice on here I can then throw it against the wall or punch the stuffing out of it mercilessly without getting a guilty conscience.
At least in the Middle East they know what to do to people who mistreat Teddy Bears.
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You have insulted Islam.
Malvolio is one of the most revered prophets.
40 lashes and no tea before bedtime!



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Teddy called Malvolio
I've decided to call my Teddy 'Malvolio' or sometimes 'Dodgy Agent'
When I have a stressful moment listening to all their sanctamonious advice on here I can then throw it against the wall or punch the stuffing out of it mercilessly without getting a guilty conscience.Tags: None
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