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Gonzo replied

30 November 2007, 00:15
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post

No worries - it is a tulip joke though. In more ways than one.

I read that three times before I picked up all the nuances.
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Diver replied

30 November 2007, 00:08
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post

No worries - it is a tulip joke though. In more ways than one.
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EqualOpportunities replied

30 November 2007, 00:06
Originally posted by Diver View Post

sorry

No worries - it is a tulip joke though. In more ways than one.
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Diver replied

30 November 2007, 00:05
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post

Oh ffs

sorry
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EqualOpportunities replied

29 November 2007, 23:56
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Get a hamster, place in blender, blend, place blended hamster in pot. plant bulbs in pot, wait for them to grow.
Presto!! Tulips from hamster jam

Oh ffs
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Diver replied

29 November 2007, 23:56
Get a hamster, place in blender, blend, place blended hamster in pot. plant bulbs in pot, wait for them to grow.
Presto!! Tulips from hamster jam
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Francko replied

29 November 2007, 23:54
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Thou errant base-court hedge-pig!

Nice one Clip

Style!

You tuliped tulipant tulipiefied tulipped tulip of tulipous.
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EqualOpportunities replied

29 November 2007, 23:54
Originally posted by Francko View Post

Great. Now we will read tulips everywhere.

Mardy arse.
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Francko replied

29 November 2007, 23:53
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Thou errant base-court hedge-pig!

Nice one Clip

Style!

Great. Now we will read tulips everywhere.
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Diver replied

29 November 2007, 23:50
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Like some have accused us recently, why not use the time tested Shakesperean method? Example;

Thou roguish full-gorged bugbear!

Get yer insults here linky

Thou errant base-court hedge-pig!

Nice one Clip

Style!
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Francko replied

29 November 2007, 23:46
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Name and shame then.

Then I would not be a good insulter.
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Diver replied

29 November 2007, 23:40
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Cliphead replied

29 November 2007, 22:13
Originally posted by Francko View Post

I know only a few people here who are capable of insulting in the real sense of it.

Name and shame then.
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Francko replied

29 November 2007, 22:04
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Like some have accused us recently, why not use the time tested Shakesperean method? Example;

Thou roguish full-gorged bugbear!

Get yer insults here linky

I know only a few people here who are capable of insulting in the real sense of it.

"When one inveighs against someone, it must be done in an infinitely subtle
manner, and its meaning must remain implicit. The other should not at first
notice that he is being insulted; only after a certain amount of reflection should he progressively realize that these words were not well intentioned, in such a way that his face, which was at first smiling, goes from white to red, and from red to purple, and then, from purple to grey. This is the highest level of the art of invective" (Liang Shiqiu 1894).
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DimPrawn replied

29 November 2007, 21:54
I prefer insults from Blackadder.

"Your breath comes straight from Satan's bottom."
"A chat with you and somehow death loses it's sting."
"No, I'd rather French kiss a skunk."
"I know you mean to be friendly, but I hope you won't take it amiss if I ask you to sod off and die."
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